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Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips
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@traumatised sideboard do you think @MancBee could be in a Pet Slop Bot’s video? Then he will have done a double that others could only dream of...
ETA I once saw Neil Tennant at a gig, am I in the Pet Shop Boys now? Funny enough he was with....David Walliams!
ETA I once saw Neil Tennant at a gig, am I in the Pet Shop Boys now? Funny enough he was with....David Walliams!
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@SweetTransvestite for triangulation purposes I'm not saying I was attending the same event but in theory, had I been in attendance, I would now add BBC Look East as a workplace to my CV.
Curses, I definitely missed a trick by not putting our dear Mancunian heart in 'Onion Police' with the line about his soup-based assassination attempt.
Curses, I definitely missed a trick by not putting our dear Mancunian heart in 'Onion Police' with the line about his soup-based assassination attempt.
Scottish Baking
. Note that the front cover quote is from Mom. Sue Lawrence is from Dundee so talks about butteries but has had some tuition in the art of rowies.
I was once in the audience of Top Of The Pops... I display my Grammy awards in the bathroom.
I used to type up theatre lists and once observed a session, so I'm a fully qualified surgeon
That is wonderful news
Winston Churchill's mother, Lady Randolph Churchill, had a snake tattooed on her forearm. Very fashionable in late Victorian times - Edward VII and George V had tattoos too.
I'm low key wowed at some of these revelations, I was an S Club superfan back in their hey day. I'd love to go for a grapefruit juice and a bombay bad boy with all of you, the stories are genuinely good craic 
Jack on the other hand....I overuse 'cringe' too much in these threads and feel like I need a new word but oh my god.
Jack on the other hand....I overuse 'cringe' too much in these threads and feel like I need a new word but oh my god.
It's like a special Monroe cringe, shortened to...I'm low key wowed at some of these revelations, I was an S Club superfan back in their hey day. I'd love to go for a grapefruit juice and a bombay bad boy with all of you, the stories are genuinely good craic
oh never mind after all.
Can you do my COVID vaccine please? thankyou
I hope you did lots of awkward dancing to a band you had clearly never heard before!
Absolutely! I've formulated it myself but I'm sure it'll be fineCan you do my COVID vaccine please? thankyou
It is my turn to make diner for the people in the four flats on our side of the building today. I am making Moussaka main, with a chocolate orange trifle for pudding (sod off Jack with your manky packet crap). I am so pleased it was my turn on this day of reflection. I plate up the food and leave it on each doorstep, they then all come to the doors to collect it.
Has Jack done anything community spirited like that? No, thought not. (I am not sure the neighbours would want her food to be honest)
As I am cooking for other people, can I call myself a chef?
Has Jack done anything community spirited like that? No, thought not. (I am not sure the neighbours would want her food to be honest)
As I am cooking for other people, can I call myself a chef?
I've met Viv and have her autograph (RIP)
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So many wonderfully talented humans here.
My stomach once growled the guitar intro to the Motley Crue song 'Kickstart My Heart'.
Touring soon with that dude who farts the alphabet.
PS This is true except for Capt Fart.
My stomach once growled the guitar intro to the Motley Crue song 'Kickstart My Heart'.
Touring soon with that dude who farts the alphabet.
PS This is true except for Capt Fart.
Jack's challenging Scotland's Vonny for the crown of 'most creative CV'. Vonny-voice "DAMN, THAT'S A CV!!"
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