Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips

[HotesTilaire]

Aww, this is reminding me that we never saw the meatball video she laboured over for a day (Step 1: Smile and wave.)

I have the eye wets now.

Just squish the wets out!

 

[Billybellend]

Please tell me she’s counting the tremulous Oasis cover as her time as a singer

What Oasis cover was this? Should I even be asking this question? Answers on the reverse of a list of jobs she was moderately successful at, please...

 

[Emmapism]

I was an extra in one of the Da Vinci code movies so I can attest to how hard you have to work to be moderately successful as an actor.

 

[NP]

1 YouTuber, she has put one or two videos on YouTube
2 Blogger, she did that back in the poverty years
3 Singer, dueted with the greats dontcha know
4 TV Presenter, enough said
5 Writer, see above

So fair enough, half of them, done half heartedly.

6. Actor, Ruby Rose’s body double.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Ummmm?

 

[blurstoftimes]

6. Actor, Ruby Rose’s body double.

7. Lawyer. Because when she said that her lawyer was reading Tattle, it was actually her reading tattle. That makes her a lawyer, right?

 

[Mr Krabs]

I was an extra in one of the Da Vinci code movies so I can attest to how hard you have to work to be moderately successful as an actor.

I was once in the background of a BBC Look East news report when they were filming at a stately home-type attraction. So I'm basically a journalist.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Isn’t grifter on the list?

 

[Captainmouse]

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LMAO. Half?

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0/10 isn’t half ya prune
you have no job, twatting on twitter is not a job

 

[MaineCoonMama]

This was my introduction to Jack singing.

Allegedly.

 

[Clovis]

I once danced next to Liza Minnelli in a club so basically I won an academy award as the MC in Cabaret.

 

[MancBee]

I was an extra in one of the Da Vinci code movies so I can attest to how hard you have to work to be moderately successful as an actor.

I was dancing in the background in a Pet Shop Boys video, so I am moderately successful as a professional dancer.

 

[Captainmouse]

Isn’t grifter on the list?

Can’t see gaslighter or charlatan either

 

[Veronicaaa]

I once danced next to Liza Minnelli in a club

OMG!!

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

I was dancing in the background in a Pet Shop Boys video, so I am moderately successful as a professional dancer.

I'm still impressed though!

 

[Cack Slumrow]

"The pandemic has surfaced critical levels of food insecurity in the UK. In her TEDxNHS Unlocked talk, Nadeen Haidar shares experiences of working as a dietitian with refugees and the homeless to address the state of hunger, recognise the complexities of poverty and introduce a people-powered approach to social innovation."

Oh Jack, not so much out of your depth more sunk to bottom in conrete boots.

 

[Harrybosch]

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LMAO. Half?

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She's a doctor and a lawyer. You heard it here first.

 

[blurstoftimes]

She's a doctor and a lawyer. You heard it here first.

She has to be because there is absolutely no way in hell she could consider herself a youtuber

 

[Billybellend]

She has to be because there is absolutely no way in hell she could consider herself a youtuber

Well cheers for that, Blurst. That’s 3 minutes of my life I won’t get back

 

[kachoochoo]

"my comic life" - i'd forgotten how much of a thing she tried to make the filter into, before the poor squigs came along all, "er, actually jack, that's not good for our eyes"