Jack Monroe #165 She’s in a fugue state

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Pocahontas

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Tesco lunch meal deal, stick a candle in it

Hello, sir? Pity party for one, this way. Ah, Christ.
 
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colouredlines

Nine minutes? That's only enough time to chop half an onion!

God, I am so not surprised that she's the kind of person who'd respond to a cheerful "happy birthday" with "NO IT ISN'T, MY LIFE IS SHIT"
 
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DisgruntledGoat

It really enrages me when she does the “eurgh, no, I might catch something!” thing when people say “fuck the bullies” and I can’t quite put my finger on why. Maybe it’s because she’s slut shaming, in which case she can get to fuck because she’s the thirstiest leech who ever looked for a sugar mummy. Or maybe it’s that she’s implying we’re dirty when we’ve all seen the state of the grime under her nails and that ungodly rag rug. Either way it’s such a lame response.

Anyway, I’d rather fuck the reanimated corpse of Margaret Thatcher than get it on with a dementor like Jack, especially if it meant I could avoid being the recipient of a lumpen, rock hard cake after the act.
 
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EllaEm87

Sideboard Bob said:
Joke‘s on you Jack... I have a face!

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I also have a face but... I mean... why doesn’t she just... NOT READ HERE? Live in blissful ignorance?! Also not bullying, only discussing what you put out into the public domain, dear heart.
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Alansbigplate

She can start her monthly crisp journey and the victim narrative again and add in ‘oh but it’s my birthday’ as much as she wants but we wouldn’t be here if she didn’t need called out for triggering fuck out of people, grifting like a good ‘un and never bloody delivering what she’s paid for.
 
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Shawads

I love this, thank you and to everyone who replied filling in my gaps
Obviously this now makes me want to grunk the whole Edinburgh chapter
I'm so cross with her. Imagine having a ten year old small boy who likes to Google your name and you have written that you plan to have miserable shitty birthday apart from the nine minutes in which you'll be fleecing del monte and disappointing your 'viewers/readers', whatever she calls them.
Just so mean. I hope she's kinder to him than the impression she gives
 
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