Does my hat fit?
This has genuinely cheered me up.
I need a Frau to shave Deidres head now the smol birthday pixie has done so
This has genuinely cheered me up.
I need a Frau to shave Deidres head now the smol birthday pixie has done so
Pet pov. I like it! Eliza doolittle for our times. Social mobility is alive and well!Nail Head again. A pet pov.
Then she’ll tell everyone the therapist was mendacious . I knew a woman who lied as much as Jack and similarly over literally everything (though she wasn’t making money off it) and the one thing that in hindsight was so so telling was that she loved to accuse others of lying.Or the therapist will say: the cabal actually has got a point...
My mam had two nervous breakdowns when I was only a couple of years older than SB is. She actually doesn't remember them and got quite angry that I'd phoned family for help when I related the story at some point last year (I didn't realise she had no recollection otherwise it would not have been brought up ). Needless to say it was pretty tit at the time dealing with that and caring for siblings, and then pretty tit being almost accused of lying about it when I related it.I keep forgetting she's only a couple years older than me. Push pops were lush (yet sticky) and the final bit was so sharp and jaggy on the tongue.
Hopefully her wee boy doesn't see her posts about everything being tit. My mum was quite depressed when I was in my early teens but my sister and I never knew until we were much older. However I definitely knew my way round the internet at 11 and that was early 00s so I'm guessing her wee boy would easily find her musings nowadays.
Party hats and ducks!! Loved tattle over the past few days for the duck drawings. My hat makes me so happy too. Party moo!Jack "Tattle are OBSESSED with me, they are so mean and nasty and mendacious, big old meany nasty pants"
Tattle - "OOOOOO, PARTY HATS! YEY!"
Awww Saint Jamie, who cast out the turkey twizzlers in ancient times, before the great plagueTHAT MAN looks nice in his little party hat!