God she's an absolute walt. I always try to imagine what I would think about her tweets if I read as an ordinary non-tattling squiggle and yes, I think I would be wondering what the hell this hole is playing at.
Jack Monroe #164 I say, has anybody seen my girlfriend's scarf?
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It’ll be in a sentient puddle somewhere...
It's infuriating when she does her whole "lol autism and ADHD I'm just so quirky!" act. Other frauen with more experience of those conditions can and have explain why far better than I.
It's also just plain bizarre, because that whole thread is basically her going "hahaha I'm so tit at my job!!!" You write cookbooks, Jack. You're supposed to give accurate, easy to follow instructions on cooking. That's it. So why advertise your incompetence to the world?
It's also just plain bizarre, because that whole thread is basically her going "hahaha I'm so tit at my job!!!" You write cookbooks, Jack. You're supposed to give accurate, easy to follow instructions on cooking. That's it. So why advertise your incompetence to the world?
The man from Eircom has arrived to finally hook our little slice of the arse end of nowhere up to fibre broadband.
After the hello, my first sentence was, 'All this tit will be up and running perfectly by 6, won't it?'
He assured me it would.
After the hello, my first sentence was, 'All this tit will be up and running perfectly by 6, won't it?'
He assured me it would.
I was lucky in that I learned to cook before going to uni, but I hate the attitude the writer seems to have towards people who can't! Even in recent times it's pretty rare for 18/19 year olds starting uni to be able to cook anything more than scrambled eggs or the beans a la toast, so having a guide at hand is really useful imo. I still use the cookbooks I learnt with, namely a random collection of soups, a gigantic veggie/vegan cookbook from the 80s, and an amazing second-hand Indian cookbook that had a recipe for a curry that feeds 50 (!) people
The way she keeps trying to give reasons and explanations for things is sus. Protesting too much. Her not so subtle messages to Tattle are making her look unhinged. She's typing away there about not caring what people think on Twitter while Grunking her socks off daily on a separate window. All she's doing is sending people looking for the answer to this odd behaviour and it ain't Autism or ADHD, it's Lie-ebetes 
Perhaps it's embroidered with her initials just like the lost scarf
Yep. Quite literally: “I’m alright, Jack”.
I feel like slop bot needs to make an appearance
Apparently the younger generation are drinking less and having less casual sex, plus things like clubbing were on the decline even pre-COVID. Most of the uni age people I know are really into healthy living, posting gym selfies and being insufferable wokescolds on social media. None of them cook though, they seem to live off Deliveroos.
I did have one cookbook at uni and have kept hold of it as it has a nice recipe for red lentil moussaka that I sometimes make, plus a couple of decent veggie curries. I'd sometimes cook stuff from there if I was having a man or lady over and was trying to seduce them with a candle-lit dinner in my crappy shared house. The candles were handy as you couldn't see how dirty the house was.
I match my pegs when I hang my washing, I didn’t realise other people didn’t , I don’t assume I need a labelWhy does she have to attribute everything to Autism and ADHD though? I do loads of weird stuff - everyone does, we don't need to slap a label on it, it's just who we are
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Maybe it is the uni town I live in that is different but I am surrounded by BTL student houses and although I can absolutely agree on the deliveroos, the drinking aspect does not seem to have waned around here.
The recycling bins, parties until 7am and evidence on the streets that I invariably have to hose down (
) shows that they still love a good night in/out/cricket game in the alleyway. T-3 hours
Bring out the chocolate buttons everyone!!!!!
She needs a trip to the puddle
Dear ninnies,
I am doing a chaos by proxy.
I had my covid jab yesterday and have been VERY ill overnight and today.
I feel this is directly related to Jack's live with Del Monte later.
If I have the strength to lift my typing hand I may be able to struggle through,
just like Jack always does.
I am doing a chaos by proxy.
I had my covid jab yesterday and have been VERY ill overnight and today.
I feel this is directly related to Jack's live with Del Monte later.
If I have the strength to lift my typing hand I may be able to struggle through,
just like Jack always does.
I’ve worked it out, she’s had a personality bypass!
My prediction for later: hands on hips complaining about how much work it’s been to bring you this tit show.
I don't think she actually knows what the word 'dissociation ' means. Most people who do so don't feel the need to tweet constantly about it, and instead are too confused and terrified during the process to do much at all, let alone something as calculated as retweeting something traumatic for Twitter clout.
Sounds SEVERE but you must struggle through...
I’ve been to the dentist for two fillings so have an ouchy mouth, I won’t be having Pringles for my 6pm snack
Oooh yes, snowballs, without the advocaat, be like drinking uncooked scrambled egg,
with a cherry on the top.
Her hat definitely has many feathers in it, for as we all know, Jack is an expert on everything!
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