Jack Monroe #164 I say, has anybody seen my girlfriend's scarf?

[Cookiecookie]

We need Jack bingo for tonight! I'll start it off -

Spends at least 3 full minutes muttering to herself and adjusting things without addressing the viewers
Immediately makes a painful self-deprecating joke about how tit she is at her job
Is very obviously reading off a script
Wearing a crap shirt

*Mentions The Poverty
*Eye of Sauron
*Vanishes for no apparent reason

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

*Mentions The Poverty
*Eye of Sauron
*Vanishes for no apparent reason

Forgets an ingredient
Undercooks something

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

My question for Jack about tinned fruit is:

“After years of building a questionable career on budget products, what was it about Mel Donte’s tinned prunes that attracted you to a lucrative corporate deal to shill for them?”

 

[MaineCoonMama]

We need Jack bingo for tonight! I'll start it off -

Spends at least 3 full minutes muttering to herself and adjusting things without addressing the viewers
Immediately makes a painful self-deprecating joke about how tit she is at her job
Is very obviously reading off a script
Wearing a crap shirt
Calls Del Monte fruit 'fancy'

Looks off camera

Doesn't know a basic food fact

Gormless gaze

 

[Captainmouse]

The cable:
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Jack:
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I hate that man!

 

[colouredlines]

Forgets an ingredient
Undercooks something

To undercook something, she'll have to actually do some cooking. You're optimistic...

I hope she chops an onion.

 

[SundaySchoolTeacher]

She’s not entitled to anything because covid hasn’t impacted her work, if anything it’s benefitted it.

I thought kids were back in school, my neighbour’s kids are?!

Could also be that, as a company director she is an employee of her company. And the Self Employed Income Support Scheme is for...well, the clue is in the name...

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

To undercook something, she'll have to actually do some cooking. You're optimistic...

I hope she chops an onion.

Or a leek..... 5 days later.... only the cable are still watching.

 

[OhhBacon]

We need Jack bingo for tonight! I'll start it off -

Spends at least 3 full minutes muttering to herself and adjusting things without addressing the viewers
Immediately makes a painful self-deprecating joke about how tit she is at her job
Is very obviously reading off a script
Wearing a crap shirt
Calls Del Monte fruit 'fancy'

She goes off camera to find basic equipment like a wooden spoon.
She answers back to the voice prompting her in her ear Or they leave that audio on and we hear, ‘you’re on’.
(That was my fav moment in the Hellman’s show)

 

[Flash123]

To undercook something, she'll have to actually do some cooking. You're optimistic...

I hope she chops an onion.

I don’t think I can handle any onion chopping with those blunt knives

 

[Captainmouse]

Loses an ear pod in the slop

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Why does Jacks face look so different to last year? I know she’s had lip fillers pringles, but surely that’s not it. Her face seems shorter somehow and nose larger. Not suggesting she’s done anything but she looks so different to me, not really sure why?


Lovely to see her with a thick, shiny head of hair too, not a bald patch in sight.
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I know its really childish but she just looks like a frog in this

 

[Captainmouse]

I don’t think I can handle any onion chopping with those blunt knives

ftfy
those blunt rusty knives

 

[Billybellend]

The cable:
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Jack:
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The ‘I hate Jamie Oliver’ did it for us

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Just setting these out for later

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Just setting these out for later

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Has he half-inched them from Jack’s garden?

 

[EllaEm87]

I will not be watching or Tattling along because I’m BUSY. So I am very much looking forward to an EPIC grunk after work. I would appreciate many screenshots please, to compensate for having to deal with glittery black eyes and ouchy mouths during her live.

 

[LavaFlake]

I'm DEVASTATED that I can't make tonight. But I have total faith that the cabal will deliver on the humour and insights. Please be good christians and share screenshots x

 

[Mel Donte]

Is there a way that we can watch without giving Jack the viewing numbers? Without all of us there will probably be about three viewers.

 

[I steal names]

Good morning ninnies!