Jack Monroe #16 Queen of the freezer, bathtime teaser & blue tick pleaser

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PoorPatrol

I am literally wheezing at these pics and captions

Jack chucking her walking stick on the floor and running towards her next fiancée

 
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Bellybutton lint

I do apologise for the copious pics and captions. Went off on a bit of a tangent. Be well, sleep well and know that I think you are all fabulous.
Good night.

 
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Hunty

PennyLoafer said:
She was absolutely amazing. I feel that way about Doris Day. There was nothing she couldn't do.
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Love me a bit of Doris Day, Calamity Jane has got to be my all time favourite musical, I watched it over and over again as a child, even now nearly 30 years since I first watched it I still adore it

Bellybutton lint said:
I do apologise for the copious pics and captions. Went off on a bit of a tangent. Be well, sleep well and know that I think you are all fabulous.
Good night.

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Plus they will be epic in the court documents and Jack's printer ink bills are about to riiiiise
 
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Nosy_af

I made the salad bag pesto. You know, it was actually RANK. I followed her recipe, although I used well in date salad. It was green, but that's about it. The silver dollar pancakes were actually great, but she's no great innovator.
 
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J4n0Z

Loving the Lucille Ball pics - she was a very funny and talented woman, that's for sure!

May be quicker to list the jobs JM doesn't claim to have had - she has quite some resume for a woman of 32.

(Eta - some words)

Nosy_af said:
I made the salad bag pesto. You know, it was actually RANK. I followed her recipe, although I used well in date salad. It was green, but that's about it. The silver dollar pancakes were actually great, but she's no great innovator.
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To be quite frank, that pesto looks utterly revolting. Slimy salad is particularly unpleasant and I can't imagine that blending it improves the texture!
 
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PoorPatrol

Nosy_af said:
I made the salad bag pesto. You know, it was actually RANK. I followed her recipe, although I used well in date salad. It was green, but that's about it. The silver dollar pancakes were actually great, but she's no great innovator.
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No no no no no no noooooooo

The salad has to be MANKY. Understand? Mankyyyyyy. Don’t blame Saint Jack of the Poor for your incorrect interpretation of her fantastic and original recipe! Unless you’re looking at a bag of 50% E.coli then you’re too posh for it to work.
 
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chocolate choux

At least if it’s rotting it might have a bit more flavour? Her recipe sounds like it’d just be bland and soggy, maybe there’s method in the madness (at the risk of food poisoning!)
 
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colouredlines

Nosy_af said:
I made the salad bag pesto. You know, it was actually RANK. I followed her recipe, although I used well in date salad. It was green, but that's about it. The silver dollar pancakes were actually great, but she's no great innovator.
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I just had a look at the salad bag pesto recipe. No cheese, no pine nuts (or any other nut, to save money) = no texture. Sunflower oil instead of olive oil. Just rotting veg and a bit of garlic.

It's sad. She just doesn't seem to like cooking. Her recent recipes in the Guardian all had these bizarrely basic errors, like simmering pasta or turning the heat up on bechamel before adding cheese. These are the basics of cooking, and after so many years of writing recipes, she still doesn't have a clue.
 
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Nottonightbabe

There's a wealth of information in all those cookbooks she has. You'd think she would have picked up these things? Strange.
 
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Peachy9

PennyLoafer said:
Burger flipper
Barista
Sex worker
Sunday School teacher
Nightclub shots server
Chippy worker
Fire service control room operator
Campaigner
Activist
Political commentator
Food writer
Journalist

(All her words, not mine)
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Photographer.. rip camera
 
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PoorPatrol

Peachy9 said:
Photographer.. rip camera
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She was a dancer for 12 years

I mean, assuming she meant childhood really. Also. Dance costs a frigging fortune. Parents who don’t give a shit about their daughter don’t chuck x12 years of dance money at them. I’m sure they would have bought her a lightbulb.
 
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People-huv-tae-know

Nosy_af said:
I made the salad bag pesto. You know, it was actually RANK. I followed her recipe, although I used well in date salad. It was green, but that's about it. The silver dollar pancakes were actually great, but she's no great innovator.
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Sorry off topic but I love your user name, it sums most of us up here
 
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Raker

Is there a job description for “pointlessly twatting around on Twitter for the length of a standard working day”?
 
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PineappleQueen19

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