This is so true! I have had to explain this so many times!
I think I have too much stuff, but other people think my flat looks like I just moved in or I rent it out.
This is so true! I have had to explain this so many times!I'm not obsessive, hope I don't come over as if I am. Someone once said something to me and it just resonated.
"I don't like cleaning, but I like a clean home. Unfortunately you can't have one without the other."
You're not wrong.
The 'Caroline is Furloughed' is what will do me in...
She is NOT on furlough Jack, so stop saying she is. Neither are you entitled to SEISS.
Those two things are for people who cannot work because Covid has impeded on your business or job role.
Caroline can work from home. She does admin ffs. She can easily fit her eork 8n around homeschooling, just like millions of others have done. If you have applied for a furlough payment, that is benefit fraud.
Same with SEISS. It was for self employed people who ceased trading because of Covid lockdown.
You have NOT ceased trading under lockdown. You have actually benefited under Covid because it opened up different work opportunities.
Again, if you apply for it this is fraud.
Stop fucking going on about how you are one of the 'forgotten'. You earned a fuck tonne of money last year so you are not entitled to the benefits.
And it had absolutely cock all to do with handing your tax returns in late, although you are an idiot for doing so.
Two Nutribullets5 x seater sofa plus 2 x seater sofa plus 2 x chair beds (currently in chair format)
4 x dining chairs 3 x desk chairs 1 x arm chair
4 x old folding dining chairs in shed just in case plus 2 x camping chairs (there were 3 but mice got to one of them)
1 x step stool that could be sat on by a toddler in a pinch 2 x actual stools in current use as side tables
3 people
no wisdom teeth and 1 extraction
don't even start me on pants
FORENSIC
I sang this like "a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeee"Two Nutribullets
11 denim shirts
This is truly a Jack worthy inventory. But could you fit it all in a sleeper compartment?
I was exactly the same when we were all counting teeth! Genuinely laughing out loud! It’s the way it started as a joke but then suddenly it became a genuine, earnest thing!I don't know why but picturing everyone counting their chairs has absolutely ended me.
Sitting here shaking, doing a creepy Mutley wheezy laugh looking like I'm having some kind of seizure.
This is why I love these threads.
Gosh I never knew this shit existed online. Scary dairy.Jack is claiming Furlough for someone. The usual apologies if this has already been posted...
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And then I did the same laugh at your comment!I don't know why but picturing everyone counting their chairs has absolutely ended me.
Sitting here shaking, doing a creepy Mutley wheezy laugh looking like I'm having some kind of seizure.
This is why I love these threads.
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NotJack hasn’t put a picture up on IG for 3 days .Part of me wants to ask and part of me doesn't.
What's NotJack up to?
The garden is big, but not that big.Listen, if she’s going to be quiet for a while we’ve got a chance to do this. Please can we discuss how may we encourage her to get the Cotswold collection out on the lawn so we can do a full and final headcount of the massive bastards?
In Scotland Aldi the pineapple and raspberry ones are vegan too.I’m sure you still get the pineapple ones in Aldi, although maybe this is regional (they are still delicious!)
So she's lying on Twitter then? And committing benefit fraud?!!!!(or is it tax fraud?)Jack is claiming Furlough for someone. The usual apologies if this has already been posted...
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Wasn’t it something to do with her bubble list?I looked back at that and she was annoyed at having to leave so thought it wasn't that one.
She used almost exactly the same words for one of them ('not my news to share' and 'need to be there for' ) but I had to stop searching for it
Yes that is right, giving away someone else's personal info.Didn’t Jack once divulge that SB’s dad had another child who was in hospital? I hope it’s not anything bad to do with that but her coy “not mine to tell” brings that into my mind. If it was more direct bad news she’d be using it for doggos and patreon soliciting. The fact that she feels to announce her departure because of it is still indiscreet and that she doesn’t realise that is pathetic.
Can’t bring myself to count chairs but hope she stays gone for a long, long time. Her suicide baiting has disgusted me more than usual.
I had to do a double take... I haven't misread that Government info, have I? *slightly panicked face!So she's lying on Twitter then? And committing benefit fraud?!!!!(or is it tax fraud?)
I have an actual old church pew as a dining table bench, never tried it to capacity so I'll have to estimate.Oh god, this week I've counted my teeth and now I'm counting my chairs.
Wtf is thread doing to me?!!
btw I have 17 chairs.
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