Oops, sorry for posting the link. I have such powerful ad-blocking anti-spyware stuff on my computer (from a client who is rightly paranoid about security) that I don't get targeted ads and even Vlad can't triangulate me. At least I assume that's why none of my promised bitcoin has arrived yet.Oh god, I clicked on the link for the necklace and now all my socials are full of adverts for their shite. What an absolute scam.
It's a conspiracy. They are probably all members of some secret cult.View attachment 451393
Catching up on last nights telly box and god damn it if the glorious Nicola Walker isn’t wearing ....
Nicola would NEVER!It's a conspiracy. They are probably all members of some secret cult.
I’m assuming they couldn’t get around it with Jacks utter incompetence.As part of my job I get to co-host live eventsand this gave me the absolute why doesn’t the host doesn’t just tell her she’s off screen! Couldn’t watch more than a minute- did she remain faceless throughout?
ThisOh nooo
I didn’t join in at the time of the singing vids as I pretended they didn’t exist but WHY would you put those up?! Even if they were a nervousness exercise, the exercise is doing them? Not posting them online for everyone?!! She really thinks she’s dropping an undiscovered previous gift bomb on the worldNarc 101!!
OMG me too! It was awful there. Unilever (Hellmans) are their client so somebody probably got a bollocking for that shambles. Although sticking with her after either of these is a sacking offence....Ooooh, I will definitely be watching that horrific-looking Guardian video. Even better, it's made by Mindshare, who I briefly worked for many years ago 🔺️ and hated, so this will be excellent.
do you think Bojrk would cover this , that would be chef's kissYou may recall a few threads ago after someone re-posted the Jackapella 'Landslide' video that I said I could make an entire song using solely sounds from it if I wanted to give us all nightmares. Well, a seed was sown and I found myself in need of a distraction project this week so I did it. I would call it an arrangement rather than a remix as I've put the words in a more appropriate order for our Slop Princess. Unfortunately we can't get the full effect because the bloody pillock got the lyrics wrong and didn't realise that the final verse isn't the same, it's a variation on the first which would have contained some essential words that I needed.
Please only listen if you're feeling masochistic. It's definitely an improvement on Jack warbling in a hotel bathroom but even Slopbot can't turn her into Stevie Nicks.
How can she have her poncey lights for her tedious selfies (oh, look, bae caught me sleeping), but not sort out the actual tech she needs for videos so that people can see her or what she's doing?Watching that video, I assumed she was headless so that she could film what she was actually doing, but nope, you couldn't see that, either. Though given that most of her 'cooking' involved waiting for some pasta to boil, we didn't miss much. Did she learn nothing from This Morning's LINGREENIEwith chickendisaster?
In kitchen safety news, I hope she's moved the microwave from the shelf, with the electric cord hanging down in front of the worktops.
And *of course* she doesn't have a favourite vegan restaurant. Even I have a couple of favourite places which serve only vegan food, and I'm not trying to pretend I'm remotely vegan. She orders a mix of side dishes instead because of course she does.
That's the Jack mystique. She's an idiot wrapped in a moron.How can she have her poncey lights for her tedious selfies (oh, look, bae caught me sleeping), but not sort out the actual tech she needs for videos so that people can see her or what she's doing?
Unfortunately I haveHave you seen her play piano yet???
Sorry I’m still laughing at this, sorry no people found!
I think that’s another thread titleThat's the Jack mystique. She's an idiot wrapped in a moron.
I'm 9O%I think that’s another thread title
TV cookery is a real art. Matt is good example of looking busy with his hands, moving and tidying in a calm way. It’s not a fucking presentation, or a lecture.Yes she does do that. Shoulders up by her ears, elbows clenched to sides while waving her hands around. Then the occasional hands on hips power stance and rocking backwards and forwards with inane grin and chuckle for no reason.
There simply must be a way she can improve on this awkward unrelaxing approach. It actually feels mean to comment, but she is making herself so unwatchable. On DKL she seemed proud she never watches cookery programmes, but she really should to see what makes a presenter appealing and watchable.
Because there is nothing Jack does better than publicly state she's an expert on things she knows nothing about in order to fake humble brag.That's the Jack mystique. She's an idiot wrapped in a moron.
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