I have a SG the same age. Can just imagine her face if I suggested that
Jack Monroe #152 Gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olive and grape
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This new book is going to be a proper pile of kak, isn't it?
Painted blinking tins??
Can we talk about this "ambient bath lantern" (what) please?
So first up, it obviously looks tit. My mum has kept an embarrassing collection of misshapen lumps from my childhood pottery classes, and this would be right at home among them.
Secondly, the edges of those holes are probably sharp and jagged, given the way she's made them. So it's dangerous.
Thirdly, if it gets HOT when you are "handing" (sic) it, that's because it's not fit for purpose you utter loon. It's a hazard! There's a reason we don't generally put candles inside metal tins, and even I - someone whose fire service experience consists of two Tinder dates with firemen - know it.
WTF Jack, this is a new low! Come back lingreenie, all is forgiven...
So first up, it obviously looks tit. My mum has kept an embarrassing collection of misshapen lumps from my childhood pottery classes, and this would be right at home among them.
Secondly, the edges of those holes are probably sharp and jagged, given the way she's made them. So it's dangerous.
Thirdly, if it gets HOT when you are "handing" (sic) it, that's because it's not fit for purpose you utter loon. It's a hazard! There's a reason we don't generally put candles inside metal tins, and even I - someone whose fire service experience consists of two Tinder dates with firemen - know it.
WTF Jack, this is a new low! Come back lingreenie, all is forgiven...
She's painting tin cans.
Meanwhile, this tweet is eleven days old
Meanwhile, this tweet is eleven days old
A perfect illustration of how nice we actually are as a collective
I do get Nice Guy pass-agg vibes from Smol but at least if that’s the case he can blame here for his stuff not getting much engagement, it’s what Jack does all the time
We should all buy the Pringles , eat them, pose up a storm ,post and see who has the best ‘hot Pringle pout’.So tempted to buy those pringles and take one for the team.
(I also feel a bit sorry for smol bot guy but I run a business and if something isn’t making you money, then it’s really not worth doing. I’ve also never once asked for a celeb endorsement and I have celebs as clients
So she has created a fire hazard that could burn your skin, when lighting a candle on its own would be far safer? 
Apart from needing to clean that grout, anybody got a solution for cleaning soot marks off a rented ceiling?
Here’s the difference – what we post here is based on WHAT YOU SAY. We discuss the facts and the inconsistencies of WHAT YOU SAY! What we don’t do is tweet an angry stream of libellous insults. Did you get that at the back smolrobot?
Del Monte will lose their tit when they realise she's tagging them in this nonsense
Well, she does need a new tampon receptacle now that her gold pineapple is full of sweeties and lollipops.
Why the duck would I want to fanny about with a load of jaggedy edged tins when they can just go straight in the recycling bin and get repurposed properly?
It is on the edge of a plastic bath. (part on the tiles, part bath) I know someone whose 14 year old daughter thought she'd have a spa experience in the bath. She used metal tealight holders that got hot and melted the edge of the bath. The house was RENTED and it was costly as she lost her deposit on the property when she left.
Jack just doesn't think things through, or imagines the consequences of her stupid ideas.
This tin can looks like it's hanging from the ceiling. Not a good look
Major cringe at tagging Mel Donte in that - I hope they are learning their lesson
Anyone else feeling like they are in the twilight zone?
Going between raging like never before about her addict comment to wondering what on earth she is doing painting tins like Stacey Solomon budget edition when she had a deadline to meet 6 months ago.
Anyway, holding out for the roadmap in 3 days time.
Maybe everything will be ok.
Or maybe she will start to make wind chimes out of the del Monte tins.
Going between raging like never before about her addict comment to wondering what on earth she is doing painting tins like Stacey Solomon budget edition when she had a deadline to meet 6 months ago.
Anyway, holding out for the roadmap in 3 days time.
Maybe everything will be ok.
Or maybe she will start to make wind chimes out of the del Monte tins.
Eggs are back, then?
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