Jack Monroe #152 Gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olive and grape

[bladiesla]

At the end of that Guardian article she is talking about fires that she helped put out

Well I pay taxes that pay for the fire brigade. So in that sense, I've helped putting out fires too!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I noticed this particular follow a week or so ago and thought it was weird at the time. But hey, Jack, great that you want to surround yourself with such nice people on twitter whilst you slag US off as abusers, eh?


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What. The. duck?
Is she still following this creep?

 

[Veronicaaa]

What the duck?

This is Scottish twitter, welcome aboard

 

[Harrybosch]

it's just mind-boggling how anyone can come here, look at what we post, including screenshots (!) yet go back to twitter and be like, yeah they're awful, harassing, mendacious trolls and it's all hideous, foul lies

i just don't get it

I don't get how anyone can't find this thread funny. Even when I read something on here I disagree with, it often still makes me laugh.

 

[Walkdengirl]

What larks! Sounds like everyone had a jolly good time!

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Have I time slipped back to the 1940s, is rationing still on? My word what jolly japes. Meanwhile sbs friends are like nah, too busy on my xbox (insert any games console here, they're all the same) bro

 

[Veronicaaa]

What. The. duck?
Is she still following this creep?

She is, yes.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

First people try and get Michelle Obama to collab with her now she's hashtagging Yes We Can... you might wanna set your sights a little bit lower hun!

Also RE: the smallrobots guy... I'm not being rude but what kind of financial gains is he expecting from ... posting doodles online? That market is highly oversaturated, sorry but you aren't owed money just because you post drawings

Exactly, he comes across as a bit whiny and entitled. Most people I know who earn money from an arts based hobby, have to do it on the side in addition to the day job. He wants instant stardom for doodling

 

[ChampagneBox]

I noticed this particular follow a week or so ago and thought it was weird at the time. But hey, Jack, great that you want to surround yourself with such nice people on twitter whilst you slag US off as abusers, eh?


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This is weirder than suspected serial killer man

 

[Walkdengirl]

BTW Jack.. this is a Maine Coon. He's happy and loved. The first sign of any illness he's off to the vet, and if we can't afford it we call the landlord (We RENT) and explain we have a sick pet and Mr Landlord lets us pay late.

We all saw you with that poor kitten and whatever is going on with your ginger boy's nose.

So I'm going to hazard a guess that my ethics already tit on yours, mate.

That's one gorgeous puddy tatt

 

[Scarletfever]

I take it the man from Del Monte, he said "no" to the 22 variations on slop she threw together a week or two ago?

 

[Whaa?]

I take it the man from Del Monte, he said "no" to the 22 variations on slop she threw together a week or two ago?

perhaps we're about to see them in surprising places

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Just sharing this here again for any new readers .... https://www.theguardian.com/society...poverty-jack-monroe-it-could-happen-to-anyone

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To borrow an Americanism, she really shows her ass with comments like that.

The “if you called your dad he could stop it all” line is perfect for her, but I always think this part from Common People is bang on too.

“You will never understand
How it feels to live your life
With no meaning or control

And with nowhere left to go
You are amazed that they exist
And they burn so bright whilst you can only wonder why”

 

[Top Trumpd]

Don't have receipts but she definitely said so you're definitely not imagining it!
She apparently wailed when the doctor told her because it was 'literally my job'.
Also, shellfish. She has to carry an epipen for tomato and shellfish allergies.

I absolutely remember this and the onion and celery allergy. she was moaning wondering how she could still cook

 

[Veronicaaa]

OH MY GOD PAUL HOLLYWOOD IS ALL UP IN JACK'S MENTIONS! What will she do??

 

[Sideboard Bob]

The whole country is on lockdown, and Jack is whining about not having prompt delivery of of luxury item, because DONTYOUKNOWWHOIAM!

Ah I should have made the date clear, it’s from April 2019!

 

[I’MBUSY!]

At the end of that Guardian article she is talking about fires that she helped put out

It's really great that she recognised a problem and took steps to address it. But - really - behaviourally, what's changed?

 

[PortiaControl]

I take an empty tin, then get a full tin, and I decant the full tin into the empty tin. Then I use my label maker to make a label to tell me what’s in the now full tin. I decant them back and forth until the end of time. #JackShacks

This is an accurate description of how my preschooler spends her time playing.

It's so odd that she still refers to her son as Small Boy. My boy is six now and I wouldn't dream of calling him small.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Smolrobots tweets a lot too and this tweet almost sounds like Jack lingo. Horrible little island, hellscape anyone?

 

[Veronicaaa]

lol she's tagged in this.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Smolrobots tweets a lot too and this tweet almost sounds like Jack lingo. Horrible little island, hellscape anyone?

Thread title: Bots of a feather slop together