Yep. They sure did.But in her blog thing she said she put her benefits in to a spreadsheet. Anyway, didn't Southend have libraries and community centres where she could use free computers?
Yep. They sure did.But in her blog thing she said she put her benefits in to a spreadsheet. Anyway, didn't Southend have libraries and community centres where she could use free computers?
A colleague had a similar horrendous reaction to quinoa from a bought salad, which is apparently quite common if it’s not washed properly. Jack, you’ve missed your chance for a plausible reaction we’d have all bought because we know you don’t wash stuff properly...Maybe Pringles?
That witch cake sounds epic! 5 year old me was the same, I was so jealous of my friend who’s birthday was on Halloween because everyone said she was a little witch!How on earth do you eat this. To be fair you can make cakes in tin cans as my Mum used them to make turrets for my witches castle cake as I insisted everyone be a witch for my 5th birthday. It appears not much has changed
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So her earnings each month just sat there and she didn’t spend any of it? Some living wage she’s paying herself there.That Threader page is the gift that keeps on giving. I am currently hooting at her Smart Price Miss Marple act after claiming her phone number was stolen and the last six months' earnings (around five grand) had been cleared out of her account. She swears that as she is 'an autistic, methodical, ruthless investigator' she will pull a Liam Neeson and track them down. I don't think we ever heard anything more about it. As a matter of interest, this was 11th October 2019, three days before her book deadline.
Do you know who the man off the telly was? The “crush”I’m still here but feeling a bit overwhelmed- you lot go too quick for me!
I’ll have a look through and answer some questions tomorrow- I still have to do it in secret as Mr EssexBoy101 is “not impressed”
Hey essexgirl, I have a question but don't have the magic needed to make your name turn blue,I’m still here but feeling a bit overwhelmed- you lot go too quick for me!
I’ll have a look through and answer some questions tomorrow- I still have to do it in secret as Mr EssexBoy101 is “not impressed”
I mean obviously the entire thing doesn't make sense. She says in the thread she is 'absolutely absurdly paranoid about security' but just a few days ago she was running on about constantly forgetting and re-setting passwords and losing her keys and bank cards due to her SEVERE ADHD. Very safety conscious, much protection.So her earnings each month just sat there and she didn’t spend any of it? Some living wage she’s paying herself there.
She must have misplaced that lost £5k in the Apple batter, hence why it was never submitted to her editors. It’s now in the freezer with the fish.I mean obviously the entire thing doesn't make sense. She says in the thread she is 'absolutely absurdly paranoid about security' but just a few days ago she was running on about constantly forgetting and re-setting passwords and losing her keys and bank cards due to her SEVERE ADHD. Very safety conscious, much protection.
My favourite part may be her furious sign-off that this has come at a terrible time as she has APPLE BATTER TO TEST. I don't know which book she was trying to finish in three days at that point (Good Food for Bad Days?) but I can't find any trace of Jack Monroe apple batter online. Wonder if that recipe is going to re-surface in her newest tome? Come on, solve the mystery for us - just what is apple batter and how have you debased it?
That analogy is ! I’m sure someone mentioned before that it’s only because we’re the only ones who pay enough attention to notice all the inconsistencies (putting it kindly).Does anyone else feel like we are the only people who cringe at Jack? She is David Brent and we are Tim, everyone else is Gareth?! How can Smol Bot man see that there are 150 threads on her, gently, softly (kill me) exposing her own BS, yet still think WE are the weirdos?! Does no one have the social and critical thinking skills to see that she’s a wrong’un?
Didn’t happen, such a liar, I wish the media would wake up to all her inconsistenciesNo heat, no fridge, no lightbulbs for TWO YEARS. Oh, come off it.
Also, looking after a child “alone”.
Quite, I live on the North West coast but for security reasons I can say no more.I feel like I need to make the traditional warning for people from the north east - stop telling people how nice it is we like it to ourselves (especially the beaches. Last time I was at Bamburgh it was rammed - as in there were other people there)
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Yes I spotted that too, have asked essexgirl to confirm the claims.I’m a day behind so this might already have been commented on - she claims to have been involved in prostitution and stealing food to survive in 2013, isn’t that at odds with the more recent timeline?
The worst of all these dreadful collaborations is she gets PAID good money for this!So Hellman’s staff were asking the questions, and tattle were the viewers? Made a big impact there mackie
Those threads really show a pattern of almost unbelievable bad luck right before a deadline or other important piece of work don’t they!I mean obviously the entire thing doesn't make sense. She says in the thread she is 'absolutely absurdly paranoid about security' but just a few days ago she was running on about constantly forgetting and re-setting passwords and losing her keys and bank cards due to her SEVERE ADHD. Very safety conscious, much protection.
My favourite part may be her furious sign-off that this has come at a terrible time as she has APPLE BATTER TO TEST. I don't know which book she was trying to finish in three days at that point (Good Food for Bad Days?) but I can't find any trace of Jack Monroe apple batter online. Wonder if that recipe is going to re-surface in her newest tome? Come on, solve the mystery for us - just what is apple batter and how have you debased it?
His mention of the threads to Jack was really weird to me... like he’s had a few inconsequential mentions so far scattered across pages / threads so he must have read quite a lot of content in order to find it all. I strongly suspect he was keeping up with that content, especially had a wobbler when we were critical (myself included in this!) in near real time to the mentions, and immediately sought comfort from JM... the very person he’d been reading about? A bit bizarrely transparent but we all have our own tit I suppose.Does anyone else feel like we are the only people who cringe at Jack? She is David Brent and we are Tim, everyone else is Gareth?! How can Smol Bot man see that there are 150 threads on her, gently, softly (kill me) exposing her own BS, yet still think WE are the weirdos?! Does no one have the social and critical thinking skills to see that she’s a wrong’un?
Apple batter jeans, Coop with the fur, everybody on the train was lookin at huuuur! SorryThose threads really show a pattern of almost unbelievable bad luck right before a deadline or other important piece of work don’t they!
Maybe the ‘apple batter‘ was her “chunky Mediterranean arse” sitting on an iWatch or something?
@Mokie I want to know who the man off the telly was too! I don’t know why, but I think there might be a sliver of truth there. I really hope he turns out, in a beautiful synchronicity, to be “our Graeme“ from Blind Date.
Both me and autocarrot struggled to type the words “chunky Mediterranean arse”. It’s always bothered me. She somehow offends a whole region of Europe, and implies a “chunky arse” is a bad thing. It’s not at all, and in a very shallow way, I think a “chunky arse“ is nice thing. Edited to add, omg not on her though! I have standards!
The hills we die on!
”everybody on the train” Genius!Apple batter jeans, Coop with the fur, everybody on the train was lookin at huuuur! Sorry
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And just like the keyboard seen in this pic on Louisa's instagram from July 2020.On topic- whose foot is that? Using another desktop pc that MIGHT HAVE A BLACK KEYBOARD DJUST LIKE NOTJACK HAS