Jack Monroe #152 Gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olive and grape

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So she reckons her and SB dented those empty cans chucking tennis balls at them? Who are they, the best fast bowlers in Southend? A cricket ball or something I'd believe, but just throwing a tennis ball seems unlikely. Maybe I'm just weak...
He's #Gifted
 
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You should have a little blue envelope at the top of your screen to message someone or click on their name to try?
You also have to enable messaging in your profile, account settings or something, loads of tricky boxes on the right. Ticky, and tricks you crunchy green haired oaf

@MaineCoonMama meanie beanie
 
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I agree, Jack throws so much absolute bullshit out there to try and detract from the BIG stuff.
Which is making money off poverty and riding the poverty bandwagon for all she can get her greedy
little hands on. Very Disingenuous.
She admitted this week she went to a foodbank ONCE.
 
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I'm imagining them being served on silver platters, like this

 
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I know another frau has already said it, but these dopey "crafts" render tin cans unrecyclable. One of the most recyclable materials we have, coated in unnecessary and probably expensive paint, which will now leach into landfill on a collection of shitcans whenever the novelty wears off.
Why not partner with a recycling or zero waste charity and make that point? If cans are your brand and USP and actual effing niche, why not apply a bit of actual thought to it? We already know what Pinterest fails look like, I can't imagine this is really any use for a book to be published in 2021 onwards. Make it make sense.
 
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It's all I want. As soon as lockdown is over, I'll put my tin wreath on the door, dot tin can candle holders around my house, get all my friends over and serve pie out of tin cans. Mini sweetcorn tins for shots, 28oz tomato tins for cocktails, those who want hot drinks better find some dead birds to put on their hands before they come to my party.
 
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You should have a little blue envelope at the top of your screen to message someone or click on their name to try?
I do, but when I click on it it just says no conversations.
I have also changed preferences to push notifications.
I hate being so useless at computer things.
 
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Extremely genuine sounding apology to some random insta user she accused of being in a 'cabal'. Have a lovely day!

 
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No, most people wouldn't cos it looks so shit!
Oh come on!
She is surely trolling us with this stuff. Surely this can't be for real?
If your 3 year old brought this home from nursery you would still think it was awful.
 
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Awww this is nice heartwarming content which Jack's ignoring despite being tagged in.

 
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I do, but when I click on it it just says no conversations.
I have also changed preferences to push notifications.
I hate being so useless at computer things.
@MaineCoonMama

neither of you have the start conversation button on your avatars. go into your profile, click privacy, and where it says "start conversations with you" make sure it's set to "members only"
 
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In a world where mine craft and fortnight exist I can’t see many 10 year olds wanting to lob tennis balls at empty tin cans for fun. Hell, I grew up long before the digital age and tin can tennis ball lobbing would have been a hard pass from me.
But this is Jack's current children's story book theme!
Currently - fun and frolicks with Enid Blyton and the famous five!
Previously- beatrix potter and her anthropomorphic cat and bramble mice
Ongoing evolution of slop - George's marvelous medicine

Tune in next week kids, for another episode of Jackanory's made up stories....
 
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