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Jack Monroe #150 Haven’t you got peas to discuss?
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If she’d burnt her head enough to make it red and flaky she’d be in agony.
It’s all relative though with Jack: splinter in the finger = Howling agony and misery for days.
A singed enough scalp for it to be red and hair missing = lols and japes and brag tweeting about it after getting SB to ‘take a photo’.
It’s all relative though with Jack: splinter in the finger = Howling agony and misery for days.
A singed enough scalp for it to be red and hair missing = lols and japes and brag tweeting about it after getting SB to ‘take a photo’.
I do wonder if she had to pay back some of her maternity pay, due to the short length of time she returned to work for.I'm unsure as to how long exactly you have to work for, but it would mess up four finances
I'm just so relieved her hair isn't thinning and falling out in clumps anymore.
How do you kneel down to light the oven, but your head is over the top of the hob. I just can't work out the physicality of it. If your head is over the hob, how can you see the oven controls, or be kneeling down? Also if her head was near enough to the flame to catch fire, it would be almost touching the hob top. I am just trying to imagine how contorted her body was such that her hair caught fire while turning on an oven.
Another catastrophe befalls her. She is the most unluckiest person I have ever heard of, so many accidents and incidents.
Also she now is "not exactly short of the thatched roof", when only a while back it was falling out in clumps leaving bald patches. (@colouredlines got there first with that one
)
Another catastrophe befalls her. She is the most unluckiest person I have ever heard of, so many accidents and incidents.
Also she now is "not exactly short of the thatched roof", when only a while back it was falling out in clumps leaving bald patches. (@colouredlines got there first with that one
)
show us the picture then...
Jack by the hob
#sicknote.
It's like the black eye on the tap incident again. Physically impossible.
It seems like she came back then went off with stress, then resigned.
I wouldn't put it passed her to purposely set fire to her hair to make a point. Though if anyone has seen hair burn, it goes up like tinder and is nothing to laugh about.
I think it was just anger exploding out of her.
I once singed my hair at a party because I was lighting a cigarette on a gas hob. Never mind the smoking.... smoking inside, in somebody’s kitchen. Different times!
Today's top news. Ex fire fighter who is going to resolve the Grenfell issues keeps setting herself on fire 
Now THAT has really made me laugh.
Re the hair and cooker. The Rangemaster has a auto start button. You don’t have to light it!
A million dollars if she actually posts a non-cartoon photograph of her burned head. It’s black-eye-gate all over again!
I've had it added to cooked rice/couscous right at the end and part of guacamole tbf (although with the latter it's combined with lime etc) but in Jack's soup it just looks like she's added it right at the end, so it's not really wilted to 'smithereens' or blended into the dish like she's claiming. I suppose I was picturing someone chomping through one of those great big bunches you get - which even my husband wouldn't do.
“The mess room”
For non military personnel here, she’s means the call centre staff kitchen/canteen.- Status