Jack Monroe #15 Shaved head and on the beg. Whatever happened to the show from the shed?

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Thank you @lipsticktaser for the title. First time I've done a new thread - hope it's all ok.

Yay, @Blurp, you made it over. So hopefully this works.

I've done a bit moore financial snooping. It’s really quite tricky to find out about book sales in the UK ,but I just came across this amazon book sale calculator. I tested it out on my own books and their rankings, and it seems pretty accurate. https://www.tckpublishing.com/amazon-book-sales-calculator/

The Tin Can Cook paperback is ranked #1218 in all books. That means in currently needs to sell about 127 copies per day or 1900 per month. It’s on promotion, so the royalties will be low – probably around 30p per copy. So that would make £570 per month. The ebook sells another 1000 copies per month and usually you get better royalties, but let’s just keep it at 30p ,too. So that’s another £300.

Cooking on a Bootstrap is at #4880, which amounts to 670 sales per month, but it’s not on promotion so she should get AT LEAST £1 per copy - £670. The ebook sells 131 copies a month, so another £131.

Adding this all up, we are at £1671 per month. This is for two of her titles only. Now of course, book sales vary and they will go up and down, but given that she has 7 published books, she should make AT LEAST that figure per month from her royalties.

Let’s add this to the previous estimates of £450 per month from website ads, and £720 from Patreon, that makes £2841 per month. This does NOT include her newspaper work, TV gigs, speaking engagements, affiliate links and tip jar.

Poor, poor, Jack.
 
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These are the posts that I found via the Wayback Machine. There were a lot more deleted posts that hadn't been archived. I was mainly looking for deleted blog posts - quite a number of recipes have been deleted too but I couldn't be bothered clicking on them all because they were probably boring and definitely disgusting.
 
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These are the posts that I found via the Wayback Machine. There were a lot more deleted posts that hadn't been archived. I was mainly looking for deleted blog posts - quite a number of recipes have been deleted too but I couldn't be bothered clicking on them all because they were probably boring and definitely disgusting.
Probably boring and definitely disgusting is a great slogan!
 
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Thank you @lipsticktaser for the title. First time I've done a new thread - hope it's all ok.

Yay, @Blurp, you made it over. So hopefully this works.

I've done a bit moore financial snooping. It’s really quite tricky to find out about book sales in the UK ,but I just came across this amazon book sale calculator. I tested it out on my own books and their rankings, and it seems pretty accurate. https://www.tckpublishing.com/amazon-book-sales-calculator/

The Tin Can Cook paperback is ranked #1218 in all books. That means in currently needs to sell about 127 copies per day or 1900 per month. It’s on promotion, so the royalties will be low – probably around 30p per copy. So that would make £570 per month. The ebook sells another 1000 copies per month and usually you get better royalties, but let’s just keep it at 30p ,too. So that’s another £300.

Cooking on a Bootstrap is at #4880, which amounts to 670 sales per month, but it’s not on promotion so she should get AT LEAST £1 per copy - £670. The ebook sells 131 copies a month, so another £131.

Adding this all up, we are at £1671 per month. This is for two of her titles only. Now of course, book sales vary and they will go up and down, but given that she has 7 published books, she should make AT LEAST that figure per month from her royalties.

Let’s add this to the previous estimates of £450 per month from website ads, and £720 from Patreon, that makes £2841 per month. This does NOT include her newspaper work, TV gigs, speaking engagements, affiliate links and tip jar.

Poor, poor, Jack.
Thanks for the new thread, Harry!
I am impressed you have books of your own! I am intrigued!

Cannot quite believe those figures. It’s GALLING that she still dances to the ‘I’m-so-poor-and-need-your-money’ tune with her begging bowl.
 
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It does depend how big the advances were though, and how many copies have sold already. Her first book deal with Penguin in 2013 was for £25,000 according to her Wikipedia page (which may be incorrect, that's large and I think probably split over two books). So let's hypothesise she was paid an advance of £10,000 for the first one, which would then have been split down into something like £2,500 paid on signing the contract, £2,500 on delivery of the manuscript, £2,500 on acceptance of the manuscript (i.e. after editing) and £2,500 on publication.

Before she got any further money from that book in royalties, she would have to 'earn back' the advance - in other words, the first £10,000 in royalties from that book will go back to the publisher, and if they offer it at a deep discount to kickstart sales, the royalty will be discounted too. Once the advance has been paid back to the publisher, royalties get paid twice a year, so it's not exactly a constant cash flow.
 
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Thank you @lipsticktaser for the title. First time I've done a new thread - hope it's all ok.

Yay, @Blurp, you made it over. So hopefully this works.

I've done a bit moore financial snooping. It’s really quite tricky to find out about book sales in the UK ,but I just came across this amazon book sale calculator. I tested it out on my own books and their rankings, and it seems pretty accurate. https://www.tckpublishing.com/amazon-book-sales-calculator/

The Tin Can Cook paperback is ranked #1218 in all books. That means in currently needs to sell about 127 copies per day or 1900 per month. It’s on promotion, so the royalties will be low – probably around 30p per copy. So that would make £570 per month. The ebook sells another 1000 copies per month and usually you get better royalties, but let’s just keep it at 30p ,too. So that’s another £300.

Cooking on a Bootstrap is at #4880, which amounts to 670 sales per month, but it’s not on promotion so she should get AT LEAST £1 per copy - £670. The ebook sells 131 copies a month, so another £131.

Adding this all up, we are at £1671 per month. This is for two of her titles only. Now of course, book sales vary and they will go up and down, but given that she has 7 published books, she should make AT LEAST that figure per month from her royalties.

Let’s add this to the previous estimates of £450 per month from website ads, and £720 from Patreon, that makes £2841 per month. This does NOT include her newspaper work, TV gigs, speaking engagements, affiliate links and tip jar.

Poor, poor, Jack.
Fantastic snooping, thank you for sharing your expertise!

I have the feeling someone’s putting in another amazon order for printer ink as we speak 😂
 
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Almost £3k/month, a conservative estimate based on just some of her sources of income, is crazy. How she can beg for PayPal donations when she is financially very comfortable is beyond me
 
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I didn't realise you had to earn back the book advance, so maybe some of the "they are withholding my royalties" is I haven't sold enough books to earn royalties (just a thought, no evidence to back it up)
 
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To bless this thread and all who sail in her, I am smashing against its hull one of the most unintentionally funny sentences I have ever read in my life:

"Sit the duck down, I need to see bleeping Redcar!"

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Yup, definitely middle class and her parents weren't scraping. Travelling to Devon as a child in her mum's Land Rover Discovery.
 
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Yup, definitely middle class and her parents weren't scraping. Travelling to Devon as a child in her mum's Land Rover Discovery.
I dunno, Blurp. If you read that post again, she states twice that Aunty Helen's two geese only had one dress between them.
 
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I dunno, Blurp. If you read that post again, she states twice that Aunty Helen's two geese only had one dress between them.
There's a Kickstarter right there - Clothe The Geese! Help poor, naked geese to have a green summer dress each!
 
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Yup, definitely middle class and her parents weren't scraping. Travelling to Devon as a child in her mum's Land Rover Discovery.
I know I shouldn’t laugh but I am cackling at what an idyllic MC childhood this is 😂

Fancy being driven about in a land rover as a kid and now spending your spare time getting people to donate to your PayPal account. I never...
 
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I know I shouldn’t laugh but I am cackling at what an idyllic MC childhood this is 😂

Fancy being driven about in a land rover as a kid and now spending your spare time getting people to donate to your PayPal account. I never...
Mummy and Daddy have told here she can be whatever she wants to be. Lucky for us she’s chosen to be poor.
I’m surprised she has never went on X Factor.
 
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It does depend how big the advances were though, and how many copies have sold already. Her first book deal with Penguin in 2013 was for £25,000 according to her Wikipedia page (which may be incorrect, that's large and I think probably split over two books). So let's hypothesise she was paid an advance of £10,000 for the first one, which would then have been split down into something like £2,500 paid on signing the contract, £2,500 on delivery of the manuscript, £2,500 on acceptance of the manuscript (i.e. after editing) and £2,500 on publication.

Before she got any further money from that book in royalties, she would have to 'earn back' the advance - in other words, the first £10,000 in royalties from that book will go back to the publisher, and if they offer it at a deep discount to kickstart sales, the royalty will be discounted too. Once the advance has been paid back to the publisher, royalties get paid twice a year, so it's not exactly a constant cash flow.
Yep, I work in the music industry and this is how it works. You have to not only recoup your advance but also any marketing costs/tour support and so on so it can take quite some time before you see even a small return. I would assume it’s the same in publishing? And royalties only get paid every six months. It hurts!
 
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To bless this thread and all who sail in her, I am smashing against its hull one of the most unintentionally funny sentences I have ever read in my life:

"Sit the duck down, I need to see bleeping Redcar!"

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I thought she wrote not my circus not my bleeping monkeys on the ballot paper.

what was Jude Law doing in Southend? Does he live there?
 
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