Jack Monroe #148 Ya prune

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Hang on, maybe this bubbly bath works! The one fingernail I can see is almost clean.
Don't want to taste it in the slow cooked Christmas dinner though.



Horse spunk is strong in this one:

 
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PS Am saving thread 31 for later!
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It's lovely to see so many delurkers here. I wish I had more time to post and keep up, this is such a lovely bunch of evil ninnies.

I do always feel a bit of cringe when people go back to #31 though. I feel like I cut our visitor way too much slack compared to wiser fraus.
 
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it's hilarious how all the scheduled posts are still coming even though she's given up on "being quiet" and dealing with "destitution" favour of tweeting about bridges and bubble bath!
 
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it's hilarious how all the scheduled posts are still coming even though she's given up on "being quiet" and dealing with "destitution" favour of tweeting about bridges and bubble bath!
Hilarious that a few days ago she was like "I am going to need time and space to go through the hideous task of looking through my 10 years of envelopes collections pls give me space but send doggos" to pinging about tweeting about bridges and making fucking bubblebath in her slow cooker. Absolutely chaotic and a sign she just can't step away from twitter because of the validation it gives her.
 
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She has a triple one, so a foot in each side one and she can dip her unruly labia and bottom in the centre one.

Sloe cooker washing? Completed it mate
I really wish u hadn’t shared this. It will give her ideas!
 
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She's giving us so much material for jokes right now - I haven't felt this appreciated in weeks! Jack, if you're reading this (I know you are x) keep the trash coming!
 
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I reckon she’s deliberately found a bit of red because red = bad. When it could have been a takeaway leaflet.
 
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