Jack Monroe #147 We honestly didn’t expect the backlash

[colouredlines]

How did she fail to get a picture of her cat in the snow? He's ginger FFS!

Honestly, the one time Cooper does something remotely interesting and she doesn't photograph it. But sure, 27 million pics of him sleeping...

 

[Vanelope]

So I tried to upload a picture - but it’s not working for some reason. THAT MAN did jam jar dressings in ministry of food (not the best book) I had a minute to check - published in 2008. So once again on the forefront of innovation.

 

[Peachy9]

Can we have a chaos soon please View attachment 424784View attachment 424785 Wtf even is that pic and why would you ever tweet it

Has she just turned the exposure up full volume to make it look like it's oh so snowy?

 

[Pocahontas]

In perfect antithesis to her dry AF toast of the Gobi Desert, her buns are wet and greasy. Of course she’s eaten lots already like a greedy goblin.

Yeah, I’ll pass thanks Jack.

 

[Captainmouse]

In the previous thread @DinosaurSenior said

Judging by the look of her latest creations, her next sponsorship is going to be Pedigree Chum

there was a recall at the supermarket for some of their products

 

[colouredlines]

In perfect antithesis to her dry AF toast of the Gobi Desert, her buns are wet and greasy. Of course she’s eaten lots already like a greedy goblin.

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Yeah, I’ll pass thanks Jack.

Looks like she's iced them when they're still hot, hence the middle bun being covered in a puddle of melted grease.

Does she know what food is supposed to look like? She's like a medieval European artist drawing an elephant.

 

[LittleBitAlexis]

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Are we seriously supposed to believe that she's eaten five of those fuckers?!

 

[Fruitjack]

In perfect antithesis to her dry AF toast of the Gobi Desert, her buns are wet and greasy. Of course she’s eaten lots already like a greedy goblin.

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Yeah, I’ll pass thanks Jack.

SHE DOESN’T EAT SUGAR OK

 

[SendGinAndCake]

In perfect antithesis to her dry AF toast of the Gobi Desert, her buns are wet and greasy. Of course she’s eaten lots already like a greedy goblin.

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Yeah, I’ll pass thanks Jack.

She's eaten 5 in a couple of hours? Either or it didn't happen. Do we think the latter?

 

[Flash123]

She's eaten 5 in a couple of hours? Either or it didn't happen. Do we think the latter?

We won’t hear from her for quite some time given the fact there are prunes in them.

 

[Captainmouse]

In perfect antithesis to her dry AF toast of the Gobi Desert, her buns are wet and greasy. Of course she’s eaten lots already like a greedy goblin.

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Yeah, I’ll pass thanks Jack.

those are grim, imagine waking up and being presented with that?

 

[Pocahontas]

SHE DOESN’T EAT SUGAR OK

And she washed them down with the coffee she doesn’t drink apart from every day.

 

[Captainmouse]

What is the thread for off topic cabal chat? I have seen one mentioned. I would like to ask for inspiration for my avatar.

Food and Drink #16 Liedown larder

Happy birthday @EddieBeds 🎉 you could pretend they’re croissant unicorn horns and 100% intentional. You could use the leftover steak in a stir fry. Just add it at the last minute to warm through so it doesn’t become tough.

tattle.life

do come join us for real food
and sheep

 

[Tabitha D]

In perfect antithesis to her dry AF toast of the Gobi Desert, her buns are wet and greasy. Of course she’s eaten lots already like a greedy goblin.

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Yeah, I’ll pass thanks Jack.

Dear god. Prune. Cinnamon. Buckwheat. Treacle. Vanilla. Anise. Quite the flavour combo.

 

[Eurgh]

Are we seriously supposed to believe that she's eaten five of those fuckers?!

She is a GREEDY GOBLIN!

 

[MancBee]

Are we seriously supposed to believe that she's eaten five of those fuckers?!

But exactly how big are they? We rarely see her food adjacent to anything that allows you to get a sense of size (Oooh matron). When she does put a spoon in, it looks like a teaspoon, or if it is other (dirty) cutlery we see how tiny the portions are.

Those buns could be the size of a 50p piece for all we know.

 

[Captainmouse]

She is a GREEDY GOBLIN!

But how big/smol are they? They don’t appear to have fluffed up much from the original pic? Maybe they are dipping bowl, ickle ramekin size? Need a filthy teaspoon

edited to add
great minds bee

 

[LavaFlake]

In perfect antithesis to her dry AF toast of the Gobi Desert, her buns are wet and greasy. Of course she’s eaten lots already like a greedy goblin.

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Yeah, I’ll pass thanks Jack.

I honestly think it's a skill that she can make almost any food type look inedible!

 

[Scoopy79]

We won’t hear from her for quite some time given the fact there are prunes in them.

She absolutely scrolls twitter on the throne, that one.

 

[bladiesla]

So I tried to upload a picture - but it’s not working for some reason. THAT MAN did jam jar dressings in ministry of food (not the best book) I had a minute to check - published in 2008. So once again on the forefront of innovation.

And it's a thing many people do or did anyway. I grew up seeing my mother do this. I'm half-expecting 'use a knife to spread butter on your piping hot slice of brick' as the next jack hack! (I also thought we left 'life hacks' as a thing to mention or write about in in 2014. There is only so much to write about re-using rubber bands from your basil buch, right?)