This is just getting worse and worse. We must save our wildlife.
(Still catching up on the cardboard toast and whatever fresh nonsense those pineapple rings are on top of) I remember being 38 and semi-drunkenly at the Edinburgh festival drawing a cock and balls on the poster of a comedian I loathe, and it's a fond memory. Whenever I see said comedian on tv I feel justified, bt for the drawing I blame being too well behaved as a child and teenager.I must admit I occasionally draw a spurting cock and balls on random things at work. anon naturally. not proper vandalism just stuff that will be recycled anyway.
God did the old chief write that headline, “some tart” ffsThis is just getting worse and worse. We must save our wildlife.
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I'm tying to guess... Adam Kay? He's not on telly a lot though.(Still catching up on the cardboard toast and whatever fresh nonsense those pineapple rings are on top of) I remember being 38 and semi-drunkenly at the Edinburgh festival drawing a cock and balls on the poster of a comedian I loathe, and it's a fond memory. Whenever I see said comedian on tv I feel justified, bt for the drawing I blame being too well behaved as a child and teenager.
Oh my god it was a poster of Jimmy Carr, wasn't it!!!?? It was YOU!!!(Still catching up on the cardboard toast and whatever fresh nonsense those pineapple rings are on top of) I remember being 38 and semi-drunkenly at the Edinburgh festival drawing a cock and balls on the poster of a comedian I loathe, and it's a fond memory. Whenever I see said comedian on tv I feel justified, bt for the drawing I blame being too well behaved as a child and teenager.
It was.............Geoff Norcott! (Though it could have easily been Jimmy Carr too, haha)I'm tying to guess... Adam Kay? He's not on telly a lot though.
I remember a Hairpin post about how fox Robin Hood, from the Disney cartoon, was her first crush and I thought: Babes, same! So I'm not surprised of folks fancy Simba (the adult version of course)@Sideboard Bob it was me! I genuinely do fancy Robin... to the point I’ve been watching his performances on YouTube My life is a crazy rollercoaster of glove bird watching and Jack grunking at the moment so Robin just gives me some normality. One of my friends used to fancy Simba- it’s totally normal isn’t it?!?!?
I’m massively irritated by the fact that whenever anyone ever asks her for something like a recipe of such, she can’t ever send it over there or then. It’s always ‘remind me tomorrow and I’ll ping it over’ and ‘give me a prod if I forget’. I think that goes some way to creating the illusion of such business that she can’t possibly spare 30 seconds to do it right now and is so BUSY that even when she does has time she’ll forget.I would love to know where the squiggles see all this evidence that she works so hard. Or is it just because she constantly points out how busy she is and so they think it must be true?
Also, by my count prunes are in at least 3 of the recipes she was testing the other day. I hope she stocked up on bog paper as well as butter in last week's £20 shop.
Edit: I'm still extremely troubled by the thought of using marmalade and curry powder together and it's stopping me from going to sleep.
Yes, also can I ask wtf this greasy, watery stuff is?I have to say that in the recent post it's not the dry af toast that does it for me, it's the caramelised pineapple rings with black leftover bits.
With the amount of prunes she’s consumed I imagine her output is truly outstanding , I hope the crappy ( see what I did there) bungalow’s plumbing is up to scratch.View attachment 423302
Tbf, her output is outstanding, in a perjorative sense. Ask her publisher.
Ballroom is ballroom is ballroom.Guys, I have some breaking news for you...I learned over on the Strictly thread that Bruno won’t be returning from America this year either so I’m thinking...they turned our own Cha-cha-charmer down because they want her to JUDGE! I can see it now:
Tess: Jack, what did you think of the Jive there
Jack: Well it reminded of the time I had to sell my lightbulbs
Tess: Okay but what about the technique
Jack: Well it was ok but it wasn’t perfect so they should have swapped it for a Quickstep. Because all ballroom is interchangeable innit
I believe she’s scooped off a spoonful from the Bog of Eternal Stench there
I believe I said last thread (can't remember why) that the fox was one of my first crushes. Also Shredder from TMNT.I remember a Hairpin post about how fox Robin Hood, from the Disney cartoon, was her first crush and I thought: Babes, same! So I'm not surprised of folks fancy Simba (the adult version of course)
It’s the sausage fat she used to fry the pineapple with. I mean, she’s got a lot of the stuff to get through.