Didn't she say to Billy "Yale or mortice, you choose"?
Jack Monroe #146 Can we see the Emin please, cos the rest of this is ugly af
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Or she hasn't yet as it's on her massive to do list!
That looks like a dreamcatcher on the left there. Are we going to add Native American heritage to Jack's list?
Has she gone from no toasters to multiple toasters?
why the hell not. My Northern Irish mum
did one of those ancestry DNA bobbins and got 0.1% Native American.PLEASE GOD DO NOT LET ME BE RELATED TO JM.
Doesn't everyone love a label maker? I have a fancy one for work and it's one of the most borrowed things we have. It's just so much fun! In fact I've had to label the label maker to make sure I get it back
This the recipe that the food charity I recently volunteered with told me that they made for Jack's tour she did for tin can cook (the one where they said Jack didn't even bother introducing herself to the team of volunteers cooking her food) and they all described it as similar to dog food. People literally made 'yuck' noises when they were describing it
Who's pH? Am I being stupid
Itās inauthentic isnāt it
Dipstick!
She sounds like exactly the kind of person who wouldn't bother to learn the names of the people 'lower down' than her because they can't do anything for her.
I've met the type before. Gives it the big chit chat when one of the bosses is in the room but doesn't know the name of the person bringing them coffee.
I've met the type before. Gives it the big chit chat when one of the bosses is in the room but doesn't know the name of the person bringing them coffee.
I guess it must be the super popular (in his own head) Paul Hollywood?
Every time I see a screenshot of her tweets and see the wheelchair emoji it makes my eye rage-twitch, Canāt believe she hasnāt been called out on that yet 
The sycophantic squiggles are also contributing massively to said rage with the whole āahhh saint jack, iāve never thought of decanting liquid from one bottle into another before you are such a clever kind genius thank you so much for your wisdomā
duck THE duck OFF
The sycophantic squiggles are also contributing massively to said rage with the whole āahhh saint jack, iāve never thought of decanting liquid from one bottle into another before you are such a clever kind genius thank you so much for your wisdomā
duck THE duck OFF
isn't the feijoada what she made for marina o'loughlin in the times article that is now the origin story of "crappy bungalow"? I distinctly remember rinsed tinned stewed steak
Well, she was one half of "a cheeky little duo"...
I save them purely because we get 10c back on them. I'm not using an old iced coffee carton to make my salad dressing!
I buy pretty much all the cheapest stuff but I do prefer Branston Beans and will choose them when feeling flush
Of course, I could only think of Phil harding the archaeologust! Which puzzled me
lol just had a look and a squiggle has tagged paul hollywood 
queue deletion......
ETA: sorry had to crop that, realised i didnāt squiggle the bloke underneath too, was too excited!
queue deletion......ETA: sorry had to crop that, realised i didnāt squiggle the bloke underneath too, was too excited!
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You had better luck than Mr F (technically Chief Petty Officer F, though he's out now) with his senior officer in the Royal Navy then. They were on duty in the Caribbean (hard life...) and the senior officer came back from the yacht club one evening saying he'd met this nice chap who was having a bit of bother with his yacht which he'd run aground on a reef, so tomorrow they were going to use it as a training exercise and do a controlled explosion to blow up a small part of the reef which would refloat the yacht.
So come the next day Mr F, who was an explosives and weapons expert, duly signed out the appropriate amount of explosives to do the job and hands it over to his senior officer. Senior officer decides to go and sign out more, so they can 'put on a bit of a show'. At this point Mr F washes his hands of the situation, sits back and watches. Senior officer runs his training exercise, all charges are laid in the appropriate places, and the yacht's owner is invited on board to stand on the bridge and watch his beloved yacht being set free. Senior officer proudly counts down to detonation, sets off the charges and....blows the entire yacht to smithereens along with quite a lot of the reef. The compensation bill for that one was fairly large.
She employs this tactic on her social media too. All grovelling and jaunty bantz when itās a blue-tick, all ācompleted it mateā and snippiness when itās just some ordinary person.
(And this is one reason why she canāt blame her rudeness on ADHD etc. - because somehow she manages not to be rude to the blue-ticks sheās always sucking up to, despite her ADHD).
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