Why is Jack trying to test everything in one day? Why the stress and rush? Should have been done months ago, babe, one recipe a day. I worry about the quality control of the testing process if everything is whipped up in a frantic hurry, in a game of “oven Tetris”.
Oh yeah...the tumble dryer fluff content has quietened down a bit hasn't it?I kind of hope she sent a draft to her publisher and got a firm NO on the top tips, so now she has 100 pages to panic-fill.
Looks very much as if she's trying to emulate Allegra's *topsy turvy kitchen?I just want to bung the full sized image too as there's a lot of.... uh.... detail.
(Read as: ABSOLUTELY SHITLOADS OF PILES OF CRAP FUCKIN EVERYWHERE)
I spy, with my little eye.... CHICKEN. EGGS. and PRUNES.
Backgrounds for slop.What is with all those rolls of paper top right on top of the cupboard?
Absolutely this. She should know that she is in danger of jeopardising future book deals and customer confidence in the finished product by scrap booking all of this slap dash, last minute chaos.How is she not embarrassed to post this?
All this work for the book should have been done ages ago.
If it was me I'd be bluffing to the publisher that I was proof reading/editing AND definitely not putting up evidence that I'd obviously been pissing about for the last few months.
TWAAATTTTT!
(Just because)
That kitchen is bringing me out in hives.Copper pans scattered all over, replaced with all the photo materials. Drawers on top of the cupboards. Arena flowers massive box unopened on the floor. I reckon she’s put a dog in the spare room.
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Thread title pleasea firm NO on the top tips, so now she has 100 pages to panic-fill.
I'm not a stranger to clutter but this kitchen makes me want to cryThat kitchen is bringing me out in hives.
I think you might be on to something here. If she posts a video of herself gleefully being licked by a new puppo I'll actually scream.Copper pans scattered all over, replaced with all the photo materials. Drawers on top of the cupboards. Arena flowers massive box unopened on the floor. I reckon she’s put a dog in the spare room.
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This actually makes me feel much better about my perceptions of how cluttered my own kitchen isCopper pans scattered all over, replaced with all the photo materials. Drawers on top of the cupboards. Arena flowers massive box unopened on the floor. I reckon she’s put a dog in the spare room.
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Did you not know that the harder you work, the more your kitchen elongates? The clutter multiplies too. I think Pythagoras explained it.I'm so confused. Why does she think this kitchen is something to be proud of? Something nice that she's "worked her tits off for"? And why does she think that adding that it was taken with a zoom lens would be something to be guilty or apologetic about? None of it makes sense. Plus, as you all say, the fact she's recipe testing several months after her original due date, and four days after her extended due date, is just laughable.
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Worked her tits off > twatting about on Twitter, coat tailing others , throwing hissy fits and slagging off those she dislikes.I'm so confused. Why does she think this kitchen is something to be proud of? Something nice that she's "worked her tits off for"? And why does she think that adding that it was taken with a zoom lens would be something to be guilty or apologetic about? None of it makes sense. Plus, as you all say, the fact she's recipe testing several months after her original due date, and four days after her extended due date, is just laughable.
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