No it was vegan milk and butter in the roux. It’s just that she said she’d been perfecting it like it wasn’t the same way every person in the world makes cheese sauce except for all the people who’ve been vegans long enough to make cheese sauce before they could just add smoked Violife to their Ocado order.
Jack Monroe #144 The man from Strictly, he say No
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Definitely! I love making my leftovers into a different type of dish. I would fry it in little patties and have something fresh on the side, either a bright salad or even a quick salsa verde. Eggs are fine to reheat as long as you heat them through/they’ve been kept in fridge.
“People who’ve been following me for years would smell a rat instantly!”
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No wonder, when all she has to do is stroke her wrist!
excuse me, what now?!
Can anyone recommend a good home IPL device for use on the face? For some reason when I hit 35 last year my body decided that all these random hairs would come out to play.
Rude tbh!
I know I'm about 8 hours too late, but this one:
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I'm 39 with PCOS and all the hair-related challenges that come with that. I've had laser and electrolysis before, as well as using the Tria device. The Smoothskin is the only one I've really had any success with. Been using it about 8 weeks now, hair is massively reduced on my face, legs are pretty much bald now!
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I'm 39 with PCOS and all the hair-related challenges that come with that. I've had laser and electrolysis before, as well as using the Tria device. The Smoothskin is the only one I've really had any success with. Been using it about 8 weeks now, hair is massively reduced on my face, legs are pretty much bald now!
"I've turned down a seven-figure movie deal for a story of my life, and have often declined money to do things I don't believe in."
She really needs to move on from the A level English Lit texts. We've had Sylvia Plath and I'm bored with Cat on a Hot Tin
Mind you, whilst the Edinburgh pilgrimage was too late in the year to count as truly Chaucerian, the voys she hath as smal as hath a goot - and it seems as though old Geoff could easily have written whan that she fond a povre person dwellynge upon lond, upon a day she gat her moore moneye than that the person gat in monthes tweye;
And thus with feyned flaterye and japes, she made the person and the peple her apes. But trewely to tellen atte laste, she was in chirche a noble ecclesiaste about her.
A good candidate for illustrating the hubris of Beowulf as well. She'd need to tear somebody's arm off on the train rather than just kick them in the shins, though. I'm sure she's got the upper body strength for that, too.
Didn't someone make that before the scales fell from their eyes and they joined here?
oh ok, I looked up the liver and sultana thing. it was for a Finnish inspired xmas menu for the grauniad in 2013.
then I googled the specific dish
every day's a school day at the hands of jack monroe!
then I googled the specific dish
every day's a school day at the hands of jack monroe!
I got a Braun silk expert one a couple of years ago on offer from Amazon and love it. My facial hair was so bad it was making me cry and I only have to use it every few weeks now. I bloody love it. I still get wiry hairs growing through and some are now very fair bristles that I have to get with the tweezers, but it's made such a huge difference.Can anyone recommend a good home IPL device for use on the face? For some reason when I hit 35 last year my body decided that all these random hairs would come out to play.
Rude tbh!
A 7 figure sum! That would be at least £1,000,000. That is a minimum of a million pounds. A million pounds and she refused it. Not in a million years would she refuse a million pounds.
I know there too many "millions" in that short paragraph, but it hammers home just how unbelievable it is.
Jack, here's a helpful tip. If you are going to lie, at least make it credible.
This is precisely the sort of people you seem comfortable taking money off you scummy fucker.
Honestly, I'd slap you with my slipper should we ever come face to face.
🔺️me, I dare you. How dare you?!
ETA. Sorry guys, I'm reading through some of this performative, pseudo-leftie bullshit & it just stinks. We're all here because at some point or other JM has raised our hackles. Be it FSM, Gender issues, budget nonsense or general fuckery but really? Taking fuel allowance off poor old Nans?
Jesus wept or any other deity, as according to our Sainted JM, apparently you can appropriate religion too. In lieu of a few Hail Mary's or (any) equivalent you can do a Sun Salutation instead of the "'private prayer" that was so essential during lockdown. Bloody hell. This is in no way throwing shade on anyone or their belief system. But, come on..really?
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I’ve had a few red wines and saw your avatar and reply and thought the food expert herself had replied. I’ve some vine tomatoes and avocado and some (not wet or cheap) ham so will do something like that with it for lunch tomorrow.
@discolisa I really appreciate you bringing us all these articles but I am currently not prepared to forgive you for highlighting the wanking quote.
This picture is peak Jack Dad Energy. She's played the 'got your nose' joke and she is well chuffed with herself. I also cannot believe she really thinks that you can substitute mushy peas for green beans, presumably because they are both green and are a close rhyme. I'm sure some mushy peas will go nicely in a satay curry. How about a mushy pea salad with tomatoes and feta? Lingreenie with mushy peas? Sounds delightful.
This picture is peak Jack Dad Energy. She's played the 'got your nose' joke and she is well chuffed with herself. I also cannot believe she really thinks that you can substitute mushy peas for green beans, presumably because they are both green and are a close rhyme. I'm sure some mushy peas will go nicely in a satay curry. How about a mushy pea salad with tomatoes and feta? Lingreenie with mushy peas? Sounds delightful.
Pensions are not there to help your nan pay her heating bills. Pensions are an income that you pay a contribution for throughout your working life. You receive a pension whether or not you need that income to pay for heating.
Winter fuel payments, however, are a benefit for pensioners with an income so low they can not afford to heat their home. But you would know all about that, wouldn't you Jack, you were caught accepting money off someone in receipt of it.
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Who would play Jack in a film of her life? I know she's talking bollocks but I would be interested in watching such a film as you just know it'd be terrible.
Who's that woman that played Batwoman? Ruby something.. savage hair, tattoos etc.
But....but...what if this Ruby wasn’t available.....and they needed a stand-in at the last minute?
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