I have to agree i’m afraid that the vegans are starting to look a little too ‘Vegangelist’ and targeted at Jack now, I speak as a fellow one. Jack will no doubt have warned LM that she has people trolling her 24/7 and not to engage.
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Jack Monroe, queen of #ThatHappened. There is so much bullshit in this story I don't even know where to start...
I did love the detail of going to her bank with ID though. Just roll up your sleeves, you mean?
Later she says she was dog-sitting for 5 days (moving house in the middle, OK Jack).
She also says this:
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Don't wanna sound like a dick here, but I've lived on three continents and I have fewer stories than this loon.
Very very angry viggles on the new post on LM. Some of them are getting a bit too angry.
They will not go away.
Her stories on the other hand are hilarious. They read like a Year 9 GCSE English language paper 1 Question 5 attempt. Which is funny given her article was in a sample set for paper 2.
Book update please?
I don’t know your home situation but based purely on that first line please will you adopt me?!Excuse you, @Pocahontas, Jack is a SEVERE lesbian, she would never dance the tango with a man-go I've never watched Strictly but I find the idea of her asking to go on and getting rejected hysterical. Don't even care if it's not true, it's very entertaining to imagine the ensuing howling and clawing of a rejection-sensitive slopmonster.
How the duck is a thumbs up emoji hostile, it's literally a positive symbol? Is it a neurodiverse thing to not understand why people are asking if something completely inane is a neurodiverse thing?
It was a bit 'sit down, Jeff' wasn't it?Woah that final post by heavy metal viggle was an eye-opener!
Who made palm oil a thing? What do you mean?We should remember that these are the people who made Palm Oil a thing. That's why you can select Palm Oil Free on the Ocado website.
Reminded me of the hypnotist in Phoenix nightsIt was a bit 'sit down, Jeff' wasn't it?
I just looked. I thought it was her too!I'm behind and you are probably all on it already, but this video is her, right? It's her in her 'uncle by the fruit machine' outfit.
How truly bizarre to have a 'celebrity' produce content, but then not refer to them and make them not recognisable in the video?
Ah, it's always sad when it is a baby one"It's blue murder!" she cried before fainting into the strong inimitable swarthy arms of Tom Hollander
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Babe, same! Except not really My Dad was a postman for 45 years. I went to some Christmas parties at the local sorting office as a kid. I don't remember much about them other than sitting on Santa's knee. I vaguely knew some of my Dad's postie friends. I would never say I 'grew up in the postal service' though.I grew up in the Royal Mail with many relatives working there yet the only thing I know is that the machine can’t sort red envelopes
Problem is, no one likes being ignored, more often than not it just makes people angrier.I think the point has been made now by the vegans, don't buy Linda M if you don't want, but move on. It'll be called bullying soon.
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Jack Monroe, queen of #ThatHappened. There is so much bullshit in this story I don't even know where to start...
I did love the detail of going to her bank with ID though. Just roll up your sleeves, you mean?