Early thread title contender - Unflinchingly dishonest!
Babe, same. I was just imagining Jack reading here with steam coming out of her smol pixie lug holes.
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Babe, same. I was just imagining Jack reading here with steam coming out of her smol pixie lug holes.
Yesterday she was prepared to starve herself (and SB) to afford a fizzy tap. Now, this....
There's nothing much on TV tonight so I'm here for a good old chaos.
It's usually a positive sign when she says "logging off now" or words to that effect. Strap in tattlers. I predict a late night
It's usually a positive sign when she says "logging off now" or words to that effect. Strap in tattlers. I predict a late night
She sounds like John Lewis PR: never knowingly under-grifted
The use of the word lovebombing... hiya Jack, you narcissistic Unt!
Noone would give a flying duck about the high end designer goods, I bet Miguel and Jamie have a tit load. It's just that up until last April (incidentally when the Tattle threads started popping off) you were almost constantly pushing your PayPal link on social media pleading poverty and it was splashed all over your website. A simple check of both your social accounts and website on the Wayback Machine confirms this.
While you no longer share your PayPal, I expect due to the scrunity, you do push a Patreon with a similar message done more subtly. This was particularly the case over the summer... see "can't afford butter"-gate etc etc.
Tldr: don't fill your house full of designer goods while simultaneously alluding to poverty. Unt. Unt. Unt.
Noone would give a flying duck about the high end designer goods, I bet Miguel and Jamie have a tit load. It's just that up until last April (incidentally when the Tattle threads started popping off) you were almost constantly pushing your PayPal link on social media pleading poverty and it was splashed all over your website. A simple check of both your social accounts and website on the Wayback Machine confirms this.
While you no longer share your PayPal, I expect due to the scrunity, you do push a Patreon with a similar message done more subtly. This was particularly the case over the summer... see "can't afford butter"-gate etc etc.
Tldr: don't fill your house full of designer goods while simultaneously alluding to poverty. Unt. Unt. Unt.
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every time
going now am i. work to do
going now am i. work to do
This is great. All the rage from not being able to respond to the angry vegans is coming out.
Question: 20.000 kids in the UK get 50p of food each. Is this more important than the exploitation of fruit pickers and farmers in the developing world?
Question: 20.000 kids in the UK get 50p of food each. Is this more important than the exploitation of fruit pickers and farmers in the developing world?
Ironic really given 90% of the contents of bungalow comes courtesy of said retailer.
I would have LOVED to have seen the wedding list.
Give the duck over on having a forever home, you giant prick. So bleeping what if you dont own a house ffs. I mean, you'd have one by now if you stopped buying so much tit!!
Frau @Veronicaaa busted her. It's all in thread #74 should anyone fancy a readHow did the detectives in cabal find out jack was peeky?
All the pointless lies just begged belief, the doc who kindly but firmly told her she had severe tomato allergy
Well , I do love it when ‘I’m all ‘ard, me , come on!’ Jack comes out .
When did she develop severe ADHD and the need to ensure EVERYONE knows
about it.
Not a favourite lie but two that always stick in my mind; blaming Louisa for........ well, everything and ....
that once we’d tried making Horse Spunk white sauce her way we’d never go back to any other , I’m still howling at that .
When did she develop severe ADHD and the need to ensure EVERYONE knows
about it.Not a favourite lie but two that always stick in my mind; blaming Louisa for........ well, everything and ....
that once we’d tried making Horse Spunk white sauce her way we’d never go back to any other , I’m still howling at that .
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•°•°•°I see a bad moon a'rising °•°•°•
You're missing a degree in Monroe-economics..
Did she retweet that bot thing after they asked her to?
Amazing that she can somehow suggest it’s her MORAL DUTY to take on a collab with del Monte, what *would* the starving children do if she were to turn down lucrative collabs with dodgy racist brands????
It was the thanknospaceyou wot gave it away, hoist by her own bad grammarFrau @Veronicaaa busted her. It's all in thread #74 should anyone fancy a read
Tweeting isn’t campaigning.
Running a patreon which doesn’t do what it’s promised, pretending you’re poor so actual poor people give you money is really really bad. Take a look in that bloody mirror and give your head a bleeping wobble.
the whole ‘forever home’ bollocks is really getting on my tits too.
Running a patreon which doesn’t do what it’s promised, pretending you’re poor so actual poor people give you money is really really bad. Take a look in that bloody mirror and give your head a bleeping wobble.
the whole ‘forever home’ bollocks is really getting on my tits too.
I think her obsession with a forever home comes from her resentment towards her parents for not having helped her get on the property ladder.
Her bullshit talk of saving with non-branded beans to go towards a deposit comes right out of the Tory playbook of millennials and avocados
Her bullshit talk of saving with non-branded beans to go towards a deposit comes right out of the Tory playbook of millennials and avocados
'Unflinchingly, uncomfortably honest'Uncomfortably honest
Well, someone's clearly been having a catch-up and spotted we've been been discussing our favourite
I think this might be my most favourite lieUncomfortably honest
I just love the way it encompasses everything AND it's really quite peripatetic.
Bit late with this, but one of my favourite Jack lies was that the Mary Poppins cosplay was for SB's benefit and not solely to remind Louisa what she was missing.
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