Oh so many lies:
Covid.
Covid pigeon.
Black eye.
Eamonn Holmes telling her to get involved in politics.
Shin kicking on trains.
Covid.
Covid pigeon.
Black eye.
Eamonn Holmes telling her to get involved in politics.
Shin kicking on trains.
Jack Monroe #142 Honorary Unt
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Ooh! Ooh! Second best lie, for me:
“it’ll thicken in the oven”
AKA horse spunk lasagne, AKA “terrible”
“it’ll thicken in the oven”
AKA horse spunk lasagne, AKA “terrible”
Yep. See also - doesn’t buy butter as she can’t afford it. Unless it’s for hot buttered toast cooked under the grill because she doesn’t have a toaster.Oh yes, the not drinking any tea/coffee. My fave too.
God there’s so much Jack-style clutter in my brain that I tend to forget the Grenfell thing. Just imagine her loitering around traumatised firefighters talking loudly about what she’d do in that situation, and poring over building blueprints and electrical plans begged from the council offices pretending that she had any bleeping clue what they meant.
A ghoul of the highest order.
God, that was an awful one too. ‘Decades of experience between us’.
Basically, everyone else combined had decades of experience, so the total was whatever that number was minus about 3 years for Jackie’s involvement.
Oh and the ‘plans’ she got to forensically analyse the hows and whys. Total Unt, never mind Honorary.
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There are lies, damned lies and Jack Monroe.
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The Eamonn one is new to me, but the thought of it has just made me laugh out loud on the train home from work
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She also doesn’t eat sweets.
A very very long dino nap today.
I predict a chaos.
ETA spoke too soon. D’oh.
I predict a chaos.
ETA spoke too soon. D’oh.
There are just too many to pick from!
I enjoy the stupid, easily disprovable lies:
The toaster.
The Go Henry card.
Rarely drinking coffee.
Being given a wad of cash to go buy make up and brushes WHILE on a presenting job.
Her accountant being a prudish ex Sunday School teacher.
I hate the dangerous lies:
"SB, BB and I eat like kings on a £3.57 a week food budget!"
duck off. You don't.
I enjoy the stupid, easily disprovable lies:
The toaster.
The Go Henry card.
Rarely drinking coffee.
Being given a wad of cash to go buy make up and brushes WHILE on a presenting job.
Her accountant being a prudish ex Sunday School teacher.
I hate the dangerous lies:
"SB, BB and I eat like kings on a £3.57 a week food budget!"
duck off. You don't.
Hold up. £10,000. Giving breakfast and wraparound support to 20,000 children? Breakfast and wraparound support? For 50p each? I must be missing something. Apologies if so.
Love it when she tries to act as if her comfortably middle-class poverty cosplay act isn't part of the problem in the first place
Comments seem to be off, so I'd wager it's absolute guff
ooh, she's had her nap and grunk and now she's on one
Jfc if she spent even a tenth of the time she does writing weird super defensive comments on her socials on ACTUAL PAID WORK her and SB would be in their "forever home" in no time!
It's actually quite bloody tragic to watch an SM addiction destroy someone in this way.
GET SOME HELP JACK!
It's actually quite bloody tragic to watch an SM addiction destroy someone in this way.
GET SOME HELP JACK!
Uncomfortably honest 
She "genuinely uses" Linda McCartney and Del Monte?
Probably as close as she will come to admitting that she doesn't touch the slop she produces for "the poor".
Probably as close as she will come to admitting that she doesn't touch the slop she produces for "the poor".
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