Jack Monroe #142 Honorary Unt

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The viggle has posted a story highlighting her post about Jack and Linda McCartney Foods. It’s great to see that she’s not letting this go, and that support for her stance is growing. It might not bring about Jack’s downfall, but I find it really encouraging that people outside of the cabal see her for what she is too.
 

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Hello and thankspaceyou
Can confirm Ibuprofen works, the key is to use it before the period to stop pain chemicals developing ahead of time. I put an ointment on my belly.

Can’t co-sign orgasm, that’s the last thing I want right now!
I heard about and tried it once, and after the massive mental effort to actually achieve horniness and orgasm while in pain, it achieved about one second of relief
 
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Nothing really beats the black eye courtesy of Urban Decay, does it?

Although I enjoyed it when I was able to provide receipts as a victim of one of her Kickstarter grifts.
The Urban Decay black eye was sensational. ‘Now fuck off’
 
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Best Jack lie was surely falling under a train. Saved by her “Mediterranean arse” despite not being particularly curvy or whatever. Using her pescatarian bodybuilding upper body strength to save herself, and then carrying on with the school run, because #suppermum
 
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She once posted that when SB was a toddler, he was holding a drawing and it blew away in the wind so she left him in his pram and ran down the street and into traffic to get it back. Then "everyone clapped" when she returned triumphant. Who leaves their toddler in a pram next to a road to chase a piece of paper for god knows how far?
 
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Someone in the last thread asked about favourite lies, but I can't quote it now. I want more people to join in. Mine is that she'd never had a cat before when she used to talk about her cats by name in her blog.
Mine is the scarf giving puddle
 
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Yeah, her arse wedged her but she managed to bruise her hip...
 
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The pictures of the sideboard posing.

She made out they were for some exciting new job but in reality she posted herself in her grungy underwear for the likes and dopamine hit
 
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I wouldn’t put it past her to nick a name from a relatively small Twitter account to use on Instagram either. The same user name doesn’t automatically mean the same person, after all.

ETA: The train arse story is also my favourite
 
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I love her!

Favourite lie has to be Toaster! So utterly pointless and insignificant and therefore even more delicious, especially when it kept moving in the photos less than 24 hours later.
 
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My favourite lie was that she had been told by three home economists that you should cook sausages for almost an hour
 
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My favourite lies are the totally pointless ones that are very easily proven to be lies by her own tweets/photos. Ones like the toaster or not drinking coffee/eating sweets.
 
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Omg the hair clippers. The hair falling out. There’s just too many aren’t there ???
 
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My favourite lies are the totally pointless ones that are very easily proven to be lies by her own tweets/photos. Ones like the toaster or not drinking coffee/eating sweets.
Yes! I was just about to say this as well. There's something really satisfying about seeing a liar's own laziness reveal the truth.
 
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My favourite lie has to be the black eye, because it was just so blatantly fake and ridiculous!

Although... Pretending to be poor and yellow sticker shopping, while tweeting from her Peeky_mink alt account how chuffed she was with her Ocado delivery and that she could get M&S food again (exact words were - I'm in HEAVEN!). Definitely one of the best lies she's been busted on.
 
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Best lie- that she had any useful knowledge or understanding from her fire service call handler days of the situation at Grenfell
 
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My favourite lies are the totally pointless ones that are very easily proven to be lies by her own tweets/photos. Ones like the toaster or not drinking coffee/eating sweets.
Oh yes, the not drinking any tea/coffee. My fave too.
 
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