Jack Monroe #142 Honorary Unt

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Oh crikey, I didn't realise dearest BB was gone, not been on JackWatch much lately, so this has all become even more obscenely obvious now
 
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Best (worst) lie for me is anything to do with Marcus Rashford. It makes me want to die of embarrassment. You’re not his mate and he couldn’t give a shit about you.
 
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I don’t put pictures of my child on social media because I want my child to have agency (thank(space)you Jack for that word) over what material of theirs exists in the big wide world. And covering your child’s face with a sticker won’t stop him getting a ribbing about this in years to come. We’ve all been that age, kids can be cruel. Perhaps something to think about when you see this Jack.
 
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It’s “perversely vegan cheese” Jack, because you did exactly what the viggles knew you’d done, and ran out and bought every vegan cheese you could find for your Twitter performance.

And why the fuckity fuck can’t she even make a toastie properly?? Her toasties always look so anaemic, why has she not spent so much as a few months actually learning to cook? She’s hoarded hundreds of cookbooks and I swear has never done anything other than steal their recipes.
 
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Because that would require effort - effort that could otherwise be spent on making Twitter rants and taking photos of herself sleeping!
 
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Which is more damaging to a child?

Asking them to pretend to be asleep with you to stage a pic for SM - vote

Setting up a picture of you hanging on to them without their knowledge whilst asleep and posting it to SM- vote
 
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This is what continues to annoy me, the original and biggest lie. The base for her whole carwer

No way, NO FECKING way would her parents
Let her live in poverty. Nor Jonnys Dad. Wouldn’t happen

This is the hill I will die on

She left the fire service (where she was an OPERATOR not a firewoman) She was skint for a bit.

That’s it, that’s the story

everything else is cosplay

Tonights costume is Vulnerable Mum who’s son her loves her.

I PRAY he goes and lives with his Dad, she is poison
 
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now i imagine that she lay there fake sleeping for at least an hour, with one eye half open waiting for Louisa to walk past and take a photo
Or said, ‘Oy, Louisa! Come and take this candid snap will ya? I want to eat my Charlie Bingham pie and take my strobe cream and three concealers off!’
 
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