Jack Monroe #142 Honorary Unt

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A 10 year old boy doesn’t need to be put to bed either , she does like to infantilise him.
 
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Oh great, I can't bear "my child parents me" Jack

Really?

And you both fell asleep with the light on?

Really?

At least she's had a good dino nap now. Well rested for a late night chaosing.
 
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The use of "advices" on the Del Monte Insta page suggests it's being managed by a non-native English speaker (advice is a countable noun in Romance languages). The deal is with DM Europe, not just DM UK. It's quite possible that they didn't realise how many problems she'd bring to the table, or just how shit her recipes are, before the collab - they would have seen "bestselling author", not "inventor of lingreenie".

Also, Del Monte Europe probably means an enormous budget. She'll have the biggest GoHenry account this side of William and Kate's kids...
 
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His classmates will rip the piss out of him if they see him sharing a bed with his mum. She is such an embarrassment.
 
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Especially as her parents were fostering at the time. How & why would they keep that a secret from her.... oh... fits the narrative.
That’s the bit that grates me. Saying that her parents ‘over-looked’ her due to them fostering, talking about difficult relationship she had with her mum (she’s Irish don’t ya know) and then lording them for their public service jobs. And why oh why if she is that close to her Dad (OBE) could they let her and her boy suffer in poverty the way she says? Did they not see their grandchild and notice?

Thank you for listening- feel better with that off me chest.
 
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Jack "randomly captured sleeping" is fast becoming my least favourite Jack. No one wants to see you pretending to be asleep you daft sod.
 
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I definitely still put my kids to bed, and probably will until they tell me to go away. I’m guessing secondary school age? Putting him to bed is great, whatevs, but the fake ‘Bae caught me being a Mama’? Bore off Jack.

Twee “more jam mummy” Jack makes me sick.
 
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There's a couple of relevant tweets here, popped behind a spoiler as some people won't want to read them again. It's all in #43 if you want to read more about it.

 
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Is she trying to say her son decided to put the timer on then get back into bed and pretend to read? She is INSANE!
I almost feel sorry for her, she’s so desperate and sad, but then I remember how manipulative and deceitful she is.
 
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She's defo gonna clain her covid housemate whatever took that photo, which is WEIRD even if it is true, just wandering into your friend's kid's room and snap a photo?
 
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