Jack Monroe #141 Who dat?

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Oh my god I just HOOTED! Kids are saying ‘what’s funny’? I just love things like this. Very Harry Hill
 
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18 TIMES??? I felt displaced and awful after moving 5 times (from age 3-15), let alone 18 times before the age of 13!?

We made little videos in PHSE that had more professionalism than this, and I don't recall any of us getting paid, or receiving sponsorships for it.
 
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18 TIMES??? I felt displaced and awful after moving 5 times (from age 3-15), let alone 18 times before the age of 13!?
Don't worry, she counts having a sleepover at a friend's house as moving house. She hasn't moved 18 times. It's bullshit. Just like everything else she says.
 
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Delurking after losing the whole of the last two weeks on these threads to say this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
 
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Don't worry, she counts having a sleepover at a friend's house as moving house. She hasn't moved 18 times. It's bullshit. Just like everything else she says.
Silly Harry, a sleepover is TWO moves! There AND back!

BTW I've been watching Bosch this week and the knowledge that our hero clocks off and logs onto Tattle makes it even better.
 
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Can any lovely Frau or Herr post me to the clip of lovely Matt tutting or whatever it was he did in DKL?
 
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From my distant recollection, the photo was heavily staged to protect the identity of Allegras daughter and this was before JM chose to do the same with regards to SB.
I dunno, but sure I read this somewhere?

Then again, I feel like I'm going a little bit nut-nuts today with one thing and another
 
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Those videos were around the time she promised us the onion chopping song
I'm feeling a bit gloomy today and the 'Onion Song' would have cheered me right up.
Guys, this is precisely what happens when people over promise and under deliver. Do I need to start a hashtag or something?
 
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No, you didn't dream it. Allegra has always kept her children's faces out of the spotlight (she also has a younger daughter, Marnie, from a relationship after Jack)
But Jack has always put SB front and centre from the very beginning.
I read another article about the same time as that one came out and they were all photographed together on the stairs. Delilah had the bannister in front of her obscuring her face.
Strange thing to do considering they were raising them as siblings. One rule for one and one for the other. Surely you'd obscure both or neither?
 
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Up to something eh?

Crowdsourcing for a video editing software for dummies on twitter
Taking overly facetuned selfies that make you look like a gurning plastic doll
Making some undoubtedly disgusting concoction on camera
Fishing for attention

Finishing your book with 4 days til deadline?

We can only hope these new cooking videos are as majestic as the cartoon marrow and tomatoes who wanted to live
 
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For a so called cook, and one that wanted a career as a TV cook, she has no knife or vegetable peeling skills. The way she holds that veg peeler is so cack handed, as for the way she wields that knife
I watched her try to slice a leek this morning and had to turn it off. Absolutely terrifying. This was after the 'knife sharpening' bit with the hilarious comic filter. How they have any fingertips left (dirty or otherwise) is truly mind blowing.
 
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