Bless her, her kitchen is so small and awful* she couldn’t get far enough away from her iPhone to trigger portrait mode, however will she cope!
*I know it’s not small, and the awful is her doing.
Bless her, her kitchen is so small and awful* she couldn’t get far enough away from her iPhone to trigger portrait mode, however will she cope!
Is she honestly claiming to be recipe testing four days (or whatever) before the book is due in?None of her jeans fit because of recipe testing?
She claims to keep four sizes of jeans, though?
She really is just a chameleon- putting on different personas to best suit the needs of her paymaster on any given day. It’s all just one big game.
Usually she claims to not test at all, so she's either getting better at actually testing things or getting worse at thinking up magical recipes that work first time.Is she honestly claiming to be recipe testing four days (or whatever) before the book is due in?
Babe, same. I know she's done some terrible things, but her fundamental lack of gratitude for something that I would gnaw my own arm off to have a chance of doing and all the other opportunities to share what should be a passion, is the thing that continually fucks me off.She doesn't deserve any of it yet she is still so ungrateful, it really is infuriating! If I had the opportunity to be paid to write a cookbook it would be the realisation of my life's dream and I would put absolutely everything into it. She's just a lazy, incompetent spoilt brat who has been incredibly lucky in life thus far, despite all her claims otherwise.
I am here for a @Flumps and @blurstoftimes cookbook collaboration.Babe, same. I know she's done some terrible things, but her fundamental lack of gratitude for something that I would gnaw my own arm off to have a chance of doing and all the other opportunities to share what should be a passion, is the thing that continually fucks me off.
And why is she wearing them in the house when they’re this soiled?! We know that she inevitably has 65 pairs of slippers ranging from the povvo New Look through the mid-range John Lewis up to the puddle-bestowed fur-lined Gucci (probably). What’s the point of being a compulsive consumer and then walking ugly-trainer filth through your carpets (and the rag rugOkay but for real why are her trainers covered in shit?
In my old local park there was a tree with babies dummies hanging from it. Gave me the absolute heaves every time I had to pass it.its better than dog poo bags but still
Recipe testing to put on enough weight to go up at least a jean size, which would take some time... all while having no taste buds and appetite because Long Covid?None of her jeans fit because of recipe testing?
She claims to keep four sizes of jeans, though?
Doesn’t she have LOVE across one of her knuckles and somethingacross the other side? That would fit right in by the fruities in BlackpoolI don't know what people she interacts with by the fruities but where I come from they don't look like that
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