Fixed that for you, Jack.
Jack Monroe #140 This is not what Linda would have wanted
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Fixed that for you, Jack.
It hurts my brain that this person is paid to write recipes
Why is she trying to suggest that using a herb as intended (thinking of sage, in sage and onion stuffing here) is some kind of puritanical food snobbery? Stop looking for oppression where there is none, Jack and finish yer book 
If herbs all taste different but are interchangeable in any savoury recipe then what’s the blinking point of mixing them all up in a milk bottle? GAH.
using different herbs appropriately is elitist and only for the rich!
Frugal Tips Jack is a really annoying Jack version especially as many squiggles may try those tips and be very disappointed, waste precious money and/or become unwell
I’ve been in a lot of gardens in Thorpe Bay and quite a few people have them there. It’s ~fancy~. A few people even bought them over from Australia back in the days when you were allowed to do that!
Thank goodness she only used wilted old salad leaves in that pesto, than trying fresh tarragon. Mmm, freshly mowed lawn
marina o’loughlan ate something she prepared and didn’t ream her to shreds, unbelievable - she’s a frickin food critic
That must have been so hard for her! She must have been so conflicted (whilst eagerly rubbing her grubby hands together a la Albert Steptoe)
Here you goNo. Too fancy! Jack poaches fish in its own “freezer juices”I wish I had the receipt for that one, she definitely had it down on Twitter as a recipe.
Herby Jack. Might be my new least favourite one.
Had a sneaky catch up before my next Zoom call. Bloody first days they're just wall to wall Zooms! Thanks for keeping the laughs coming Fraus 
What did she prepare? Was it something ready made from Waitrose?
Yeah just been on the Twitter to my mate Marcus Rashford. Asking him for tips on how to perfect my tennis serve.
That makes as much sense as someone asking Jack for tips on vegan cheese
Herbs are herbs are herbs. Just as salt is salt is salt. And Jack knows Jack knows jack.
Gah indeed.
Charlie binghams
The squiggle says "when one of your recipies says "mixed herbs" is that what it means rather than the alternative?"
What alternative? If the recipe says mixed herbs, it means mixed herbs. What alternative could there possibly be? Am I being thick or what, but I can't even think of "an alternative". Just use a jar of mixed herbs.
Are all her followers completely devoid of any cooking skills? And Roadside Mum said there wasn't an issue with mothers knowing how to cook. If they have to turn to Jack, there certainly is.
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If I were pretending to be vegan on Twitter the bleeping last thing I’d lie about eating is vegan cheese. Actual vegans don’t really LIKE it. Eat a disgusting slimy tofu egg sandwich and shut up.
Why
Is it so dry?
I cry.
We cry.
Fish die.
Why?
The VEGAN alternative!!!!!!!
But... why?
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