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Place your bets on how long it takes her toSounds like she’s become a diabetic ?I believe Covid can cause such damage. But would be post ITU admission like ???
Ignoring the fact it’s clearly disgusting, you wouldn’t even bother keeping that as leftovers from a takeaway? It’s about 4 spoonfuls of bitty dregs?
That's the problem with her 'portions'. She's always making several portions then going back and wolfing the lot. If it takes four portions of something to fill you up, then there is something very wrong with your portions and therefore the cost per portion.
what? Your not smol and pixie like special?
The fried curry rice ‘took all of six minutes’.
1. Go outside.
2. Get a spade from the shed.
3. Drag it along the gravel.
4. Serve it on a bed of tin.
Job done.
1. Go outside.
2. Get a spade from the shed.
3. Drag it along the gravel.
4. Serve it on a bed of tin.
Job done.
It looks so horribly greasy
I feel sorry for Roadside Mum now. Twitter fame seems a fleeting and rancid thing {{{trying to stop myself making a joke about that rice thing}}} and you can feel like you actually have achieved something for a few days. But momentum goes and people get bored and move onto the next thing. I really think RM could reveal the biggest thing ever now about the situation and there would be a collective
The problem is she obviously actually cares deeply about Free School Meals and it obviously, naturally, has got to her, and other people losing interest must be frustrating and a bit bewildering. Jack is a twitter success because she is a shapeshifter, doesn't care about much apart from self promotion, and moves quickly onto the next big attention grabbing thing. She also relies on people having short memories and not joining the dots.
5. Add some eucalyptus stalks from the
The private school meals thing is a faux class war distraction anyway. Kids at private schools shouldn’t get tit meals because the FSM meals are inadequate, all kids should get proper food. Having worked at at one fancy school and several bog standard comprehensives, I can report that primary kids will mostly eat a nice hot meal if you provide it and secondary kids will mostly pick the closet thing to pizza and chips, whatever nutritionalist designed banquet is offered. I started teaching when turkey twizlers were on the menu and the kids devoured them!
edit to correct spelling of turkey twizlers!
edit to correct spelling of turkey twizlers!
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*How* is it 6 minutes?! Did she not steam the rice first? Is this possible? Disclaimer: back in my student days, I tried to make fried rice with raw rice. It was ... extremely crunchy. In my defence, there was no internet then and thus no way to yell TWITTER HOW DO YOU FRY RICE PLEASE RT FOR WIDER REACH THANKYOU. I had only my own resources, which were apparently lacking.
Rice in six minutes? Microwave pouch!
Orzo gate again
Ahhh Turkey twizzlers
They recently brought them back they dont taste the same. Took all the badness out them
THAT MAN again
I love pinapple fried rice (which I make whenever M&S has fresh pineaple as their fruit on offer
) ! Actually made it yesterday night (with cashews, red pepper, spring onion, garlic, lime, tofu,soy sauce and some coriander leaves).Her fried rice looks boring. Nothing interesting going on. It's like she doesn't even try to make it look appealing
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I was really confused for ages about what a Brexit tin is. In my head I saw it as a biscuit tin with BREXIT written on it which Louisa liked so much that she ran off with it when SHE LEFT. But now I realise you guys meant her apocalypse tin(can cook)s.
The imagery of Louisa running off with a Brexit biscuit tin under her arms as Jack wails and howls and claws at the floor is pretty hilar though.
The imagery of Louisa running off with a Brexit biscuit tin under her arms as Jack wails and howls and claws at the floor is pretty hilar though.
Oh, I really want this now! I have everything but the pineapple. Can I use a banana instead?I love pinapple fried rice (which I make whenever M&S has fresh pinaple as their fruit on offer
Her fried rice looks boring. Nothing interesting going on. It's like she doesn't even try to make it look appealing
Of course x They're both yellow. If you don't have rice, just use coucous or porridge, whatever is in your cupboard, it's all the same. If you want more of this free advice, feel free to pop something in my tip jar
Morning tattlers! Saw this and thought of Jack...
Middle-class actors more likely to 'misidentify' as working class
Actors and television professionals from middle class backgrounds are also more-likely to describe their rise to stardom as coming from 'humble origins', London researchers claim.
www.dailymail.co.uk
Serious answer: I would not do it and make something else with banana, as the pineapple is quite integrap to the sweet/sour taste
Jack answer: Yes, absolutely! x Now have told you I was once POOR?
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