We had a house, under a roof, could it be any more obvious?For some reason I just hear "we had a house, it had a roof" to the tune of sk8er boy but I like sherrif fatman to let it take over my ear worm
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How does she square the ‘it had a roof’ bollocks with the swanning around in Mum’s Landrover Discovery, Plymouth and Geese in a beautiful garden?
Anything donated to charity - she will have written her name on each banknote
I don't know lads, I think the email from Peter was real because you can't possibly fake emails.
Now that we've got that established, here's a lovely email I received from Jack herself:
Now that we've got that established, here's a lovely email I received from Jack herself:
Exactly!!
To be fair, those tit sausages are only about 30% eyelids and anuses, so technically, they're 2/3rds vegan because they're padded out with rusk and water.
A great way to reduce your meat intake!
I’m looking forward to the tax returnAnything donated to charity - she will have written her name on each banknote
“Back when food poverty was relatively niche”.
WTF is that supposed to mean?
Food poverty has always been with us in some form. This quote from a squiggle suggests it was some kind of novelty interest. So I think we can assume this squiggle has never actually experienced it.
That person has never read Dickens then?
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I was into poverty before it was cool.
Food poverty is now all the rage dahhhhling. What a phenomenal twit.
People have always gone hungry to make sure their kids eat. Get to absolute duck Jack
'We had a house, it had a roof' reminds me of what someone was saying a while ago about middle-class celebs (I think Emilia Clarke was the example) where their go-to line was 'I/we didn't have much growing up' because they're surrounded by people who have more expensive material goods and assets than they do. I bet this is the case for Jack. From what you can read online, you can deduce without much effort that Jack isn't from a working-class background. It's insulting to people who genuinely do come from those backgrounds. I would say that the upbringing my parents have provided me and my sibling with isn't too dissimilar from Jack's, although my parents do both come from WC backgrounds. They'd be absolutely mortified and, to go even further, furious if I started spouting off in the press about 'not growing up with much' because that isn't my truth.
I work in a church school
She's a couple of years too late is she wants a faith place, we require parents to be regular attenders for a few years now, plus haven't applicators already gone in for next year?
Nb. We also have foundation places, and I only work there, I don't make the rules of how kids get places
Famines? In ancient times? Didn't they live near an Asda?
It was two Flintstone-esque buses and a twenty minute trudge in fur-slippers away. Get to duck!
Meat reducer? You just made that up, didn't you...at the Linda's? Actually, probably accurate for JM. It's exactly what she'd do to some cheap, indescribable meat product - broil it into submission then sieve and simmer until it resembles nothing more than pond slime. Come on, that sounds familiar!
Come on, that sounds familiar!
Am probably way behind but good to see jack’s still trending 
Expect we can see the yellow mac again come spring, something to look forward to
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That quote was from Zoe Williams!
How very dare you, it was a NAVY BLUE Landrover Discovery! Oh Jack, come back on here for 5, just 5 minutes.
Greetings from the past (Wednesday). Trying to do an epic grunk and suddenly no attachments so I’ve no idea of the context of what you wonderful lot are all commenting on. I hope they’ve fixed it now as it’s no fun at all without screenshots of the chaos.
I’m recovering from Covid so these threads have really helped entertain me through the headaches. (Main symptom and not nice at all)
I may have to just forgo the thread I was on and jump into the present.
Edited to add: I don’t really want to as I’ll get massive FOMO. I also thought her Cain Dingle from the 90s in double denim look on BBC was a complete hoot
I’m recovering from Covid so these threads have really helped entertain me through the headaches. (Main symptom and not nice at all)
I may have to just forgo the thread I was on and jump into the present.
Edited to add: I don’t really want to as I’ll get massive FOMO. I also thought her Cain Dingle from the 90s in double denim look on BBC was a complete hoot
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