Jack Monroe #135 No measurable outcomes

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Despite having said they seem like caring people in the last thread (they still do seem unlikely to have left her starving or not noticed), I did wonder how much of her vile descriptions of her foster siblings came from her parents.


Seriously, I had a quick glance over it earlier and, other than mentioning RM and MR at the start, all of it seems to be about Jack the ~personality~ rather than landing any blows for any campaigning or anything.
She’s got what she wanted but it’s so... patronising. I’d be fuming if someone talked about me the way the interviewer does about Jack. It will pacify her I’m sure, but there’s a really horrible undertone from the interviewer
 
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I was thinking about writing in too. As @Harrybosch has said, it would have taken only cursory background research to learn that Jackie is not exactly who she says she is, and does not campaign quite as tirelessly as she suggests ("howling into the wind", my arse).
 
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Well my abs got a good workout from this!

Guardian article is an utter shower. Lazy recycled stuff, just written like a 14 year old doing their first piece of GCSE coursework. Or, just standard writing for Jack
 
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Jack's going to be going mad with the white heart emoji when she finally wakes up
 
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Morning Ninnies, I haven’t quite caught up yet but having just read her delightful reply to Peter, PLEASE can we have “praying for your embittered soul” in the next thread title.

Thankyou 🤍
 
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Agreed I don’t understand how high her expectations must be?!

She’s got a hang up about not attending university, but uni accommodation is usually grim and you go on from that to either moving back home or moving into a large house share or HMO? You’ll spend a few years growing your salary and then maybe move into a smaller flat with a mate you know isn’t disgustingly unhygienic or a boyfriend where you’ll stay for a decade+ to save for a deposit? This is a very middle class progression curve that is perfectly normal?? The only ppl I knew renting their own flat in their 20s (or even 30s tbh) worked in investment banking! Or rich kids (met through work) gifted them and even they don’t get given the sorts of property she’s after?! These are surreally large expectations?!

And solidarity comrade @Gentlemensrelish, these chaotic energy party bubbies have to sleep some time your well deserved dino nap will come to you soon I promise
 
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TLDR : Jack hasn't slept for 3 nights, she is angry. DKL was brilliant, and she has a forensic mind because when she was a child she was diagnosed as autistic.
DKL and brilliant...2 words I never though I would see in the same sentence!

Maybe Jack actually wrote the article herself and just sent it to the journalist with a note saying 'are you aware of my body of work' and the journalist was so scared Jack would make her aware by sending her several bowls of slop, that she felt the best outcome to save her tastebuds was just to publish the piece rather than have horse spunk lasagne force fed to her.
 
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and a shit hot lawyer. You will need a shit hot lawyer.
 
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This is amazing. "Can't. On a grunka." is going straight to my linguistic poolroom.
 
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One thing she will hate is that photo. Maybe they should have asked to use one from her column in the DAILY EXPRESS.
 
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“takes me on a Zoom tour of a room where she keeps her post: six years’ worth of unopened brown envelopes, pristine and neatly stacked.”

Can’t believe she’s got a whole room where she keeps the unposted Patreons

The real disgrace in this article is that RM is described as a ‘Twitter user’.
 
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Forgot to mention your fellow fighters there, hon. Clap back for not being invited as a co signatory? Best mate, RM? MR? No? Just you, you valiant little soldier?
 
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