bizarrely, that novel turned up in my Amazon recs today!
anyway, DMs to jezza? completed it mate. how embarrassing. much cringe
My spidey sense is off the scale.
I love Nicola Miller and not just because she is an excellent source for food knowledge and other stuff.
Edit to say she’s talking about an Author and her work, I’ve highlighted that particular tweet which could be misinterpreted if you doesn’t follow her.
Still worth a sniff.
Just imagine , we’ll be fizzing, hooting and scampering like mega daft twats!, all over the shop.Please God, for all that is pure and holy, please - and I promise, PROMISE that I'll go to church every single sunday for the rest of my life and donate handsomely to the church - please let Corbyn state publicly that she did not ever send this to him and that this is a fake.
He hasn’t even read itThank SPACE you ffs. Also note no date.
Imagine what horrors lie in those unseen paragraphs. If I were to guess it will have been some drivel about how she got told off in school for writing an essay about socialism, before quietly telling him about her 4.5 GSCEs and of course softly, gingerly but still quietly The Poverty. Poor Jez must have felt like shooting himself by the end of it.Before she was talking as though they had been having a proper chat when she was tweeting "you can't see the DMs between us" (or close enough, I can't find the exact tweet). Now we find out that the DM is just a huge apology? There's 8 references to herself there and that's not even the whole thing apparently
Shocked, absolutely shooketh, that he hasn't taken up her generous offer of working together.
He must have been fucking baffled. What would they work together on exactly? She's off her onion. I feel like randomly writing to the cast of Eastenders to say that I hope to work with them in future.Shocked, absolutely shooketh, that he hasn't taken up her generous offer of working together.
I'm gonna DM Brad Pitt and offer a future 'collaboration'.He must have been fucking baffled. What would they work together on exactly? She's off her onion. I feel like randomly writing to the cast of Eastenders to say that I hope to work with them in future.
'Comrade, please leave me alone...'Just checked my direct messages on Twitter. The time & date are always recorded at the bottom of every message. She appears to have cut them off so she could have sent that tonight-not that it makes any difference I guess. His reply is the one everyone wants to see. Let me guess:
‘Thanks comrade. Who are you?’
Wait, WHAAAT? Bitch, YOU JUST MADE IT PUBLIC!! OMG, I can't, I just can't.
If that's a legit question, to be taken at face value, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING PUT IT THERE, YOU ABSOLUTE SPANNER.
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