Nobody asked for a picture of her entire kitchen, did they?
I'm sure i remember that when Linda Mccartney sausages first appeared, there was a massive scandal because the factory they were made in misunderstood the process and used animal fat instead of vegetable.Many years ago, I ate a Linda McCartney sausage roll that had a 2cm piece of hard white plastic inside it! They need to check their factory procedures. It's hard to understand how that can happen.
Am imagining one of those 'sorry if you took offence' type of non-apology...God can you imagine the contents of that letter. The first 2000 words would have been about The Poverty, the next 1000 about how she is a mother herself and the next 10 would be the apology. It was probably intercepted by security and placed in the "possible dangers" file unseen by either Cameron.
Sounds super eco-friendly and zero waste
Right?! The ones that go from their belly button to top of their bum and I will use extra wipes to ensure I don’t get poop on my hands or nails!Bollocks or they've never had a 'Geoff Capes with shite up his back' poo!
For someone who is apparently constantly hounded at home, she sure does love showing off all the internal locks in herMust be cleaning up the grout on the tiles so she'll get her security deposit back before the big move! What story will she spin on it? Harassed out of her home? Can't afford it anymore? Too small? Gleeful pics like the ones after Hellman's Live where she'll finally announce she can afford her forever home?
It seemed like Jack had been gearing up for a big poverty-related house move story for when she leaves the crappy RENTED bungalow and into her own place. But that will receive too much scrutiny, so I think instead she is going to go for "online abusive trolls drove me out of my house". With all the shite celebrities are pushing about "hate speech" "be kind " wanting to censor social media due to "online abuse" (ie, legitimate criticism), Jack would be sure to get a lot of media attention, and have her lies taken at face value.Screenshots from @MrsOgre
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ETA: these were sent to someone, they were not general tweets.
She’s moving then... she didn’t want @colouredlines question to go unanswered, clearly! That kitchen was piled high with junk, now it isn’t. Skips in the drive (plural)! Constant hints about being driven out of her penultimate forever home, fixed term rolling contract, having a go Henry account so she can buy her boy a house bla bla bla bla bla.... SHE LEFT! The end.Book due?
One of them has just done a Jack and made an appearance....I love reading that thread, it’s utterly batshit. Once someone criticised one of the mums for using so many wipes to clean her baby: “I only ever use 2 wipes MAXIMUM even if it’s a really bad poo!”
duck me how bad can kitchen grouting even get?! Nutribullets are self contained units so it’s not even as if some slop could run to freedom
on my way to look!!!One of them has just done a Jack and made an appearance....
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And John he steers the boooooooaat.
I often think mackie's problems are too many E numbersI agree and the thing with the jar is ludicrous because quite a few ingredients will be E numbers, preservatives and flavourings. Things you cannot just buy in a supermarket or for cheap.
And it'll be like 'I had to struggle and be so frugal to save up for my forever home', even though it'll only have been six weeks or something.It seemed like Jack had been gearing up for a big poverty-related house move story for when she leaves the crappy RENTED bungalow and into her own place. But that will receive too much scrutiny, so I think instead she is going to go for "online abusive trolls drove me out of my house". With all the shite celebrities are pushing about "hate speech" "be kind " wanting to censor social media due to "online abuse" (ie, legitimate criticism), Jack would be sure to get a lot of media attention, and have her lies taken at face value.
What a load of bollocks, 3 wipes minimum pulled out in prep. If you have one left over you can treat yourself to a refreshing cold ~spa facial~ with itRight?! The ones that go from their belly button to top of their bum and I will use extra wipes to ensure I don’t get poop on my hands or nails!
Bib all things Mackie lacksShe also needs a degree and a PGCE, or a specialist teaching degree, plus passing her NQT year. You can't just waltz up to Reception and ask for a job, or beg for one on Twitter. So 4 to 5 years training MINIMUM.
Colleagues who teach in PRUs/Alternative Provision have one of the hardest jobs in education. It requires a very special skill set, nerves of steel, and a huge amount of empathy.