Nobody asked for a picture of her entire kitchen, did they?
Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?
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I'm sure i remember that when Linda Mccartney sausages first appeared, there was a massive scandal because the factory they were made in misunderstood the process and used animal fat instead of vegetable.
Ooh! Editing my post to say....they put meat in the veggie pies.... that was it.
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Am imagining one of those 'sorry if you took offence' type of non-apology...
Sounds super eco-friendly and zero waste
Right?! The ones that go from their belly button to top of their bum and I will use extra wipes to ensure I don’t get poop on my hands or nails!
For someone who is apparently constantly hounded at home, she sure does love showing off all the internal locks in her
It seemed like Jack had been gearing up for a big poverty-related house move story for when she leaves the crappy RENTED bungalow and into her own place. But that will receive too much scrutiny, so I think instead she is going to go for "online abusive trolls drove me out of my house". With all the shite celebrities are pushing about "hate speech" "be kind " wanting to censor social media due to "online abuse" (ie, legitimate criticism), Jack would be sure to get a lot of media attention, and have her lies taken at face value.
She’s moving then... she didn’t want @colouredlines question to go unanswered, clearly! That kitchen was piled high with junk, now it isn’t. Skips in the drive (plural)! Constant hints about being driven out of her penultimate forever home, fixed term rolling contract, having a go Henry account so she can buy her boy a house bla bla bla bla bla.... SHE LEFT! The end.
One of them has just done a Jack and made an appearance....
duck me how bad can kitchen grouting even get?! Nutribullets are self contained units so it’s not even as if some slop could run to freedom
on my way to look!!!
That squiggle couldn’t have just googled like Jack clearly did?
I believe you knew about John tho silver
I often think mackie's problems are too many E numbers
And it'll be like 'I had to struggle and be so frugal to save up for my forever home', even though it'll only have been six weeks or something.
What a load of bollocks, 3 wipes minimum pulled out in prep. If you have one left over you can treat yourself to a refreshing cold ~spa facial~ with it
We daren’t talk about baby poo, lest we inspire Jack’s next biological themed atrocity.
Oct 2020
Does anyone else think the idea of a forever home is a bit naive?
Of course, you might have a dream home, but to think you are going to live there forever is very shortsighted.
What if your family, health or financial circumstances change? You might have to downsize, upsize (to fit in extra members) or move to help family.
But, I suppose she only thinks of herself and therefore she will live there forever, no matter what, so that is ok.
Of course, you might have a dream home, but to think you are going to live there forever is very shortsighted.
What if your family, health or financial circumstances change? You might have to downsize, upsize (to fit in extra members) or move to help family.
But, I suppose she only thinks of herself and therefore she will live there forever, no matter what, so that is ok.
But why is cleaning her kitchen noteworthy when she does it so often...?
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