Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard

[LavaFlake]

Wow loads of people in a left wing Twitter echo chamber are using a hastag. The Tories must be quaking in their boots.

Hashtags feed nurses as much as claps do. I will be very surprised if much action comes out of this aside from a few MP letters which will be promptly ignored.

 

[NP]

I don’t remember her changing her bio when she got David Walliams trending. Wonder why that is.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

I’ve just checked, it’s the 17th of March, making her a.... Pieces!!!

Same day as my dad

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

How could you do that to me! I love Norma Desmond.

She saw @MancBee posting about Norma Desmond and thought 'what a great idea!'

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[usefullyuseless]

View attachment 377139

If it's anything like lockdown larder it will be long forgotten about before next Thursday

 

[Jumpingbeansterrapin]

Ooo, it’s trending...wow well done jack your medal is in the post. You are a true hero.

What’s the betting this dies down in two or three weeks and she never mentions it ever again?

 

[Lemonsweets91]

View attachment 377139View attachment 377146

As if this will happen.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Collating evidence? Of what?

 

[kachoochoo]

Ooo, it’s trending...wow well done jack your medal is in the post. You are a true hero.

What’s the betting this dies down in two or three weeks and she never mentions it ever again?

weeks? that's optimistic!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

View attachment 377139View attachment 377146

Just a quick thing Jack, before you do all this really, really really important work, can you find the custard cake recipe and send it to the squiggle/us?

Cheers hun .

 

[BlendedSlop]

And all the new followers she'll be drawing into her orbit of lies will just see giddily positive, fighting-for-the-underdog activist Jack, not the embarrassing sadfishing selfies and whingeing tweets to Rish Mate about her allegedly precarious finances, because they've already vanished. What a difference a day (or a "quiet word" from your agent) makes.

 

[NP]

Whichever fraus coined the term Monrollercoaster in an earlier thread was a genius because it’s so true. Edit - @Switchstreetz you legend.
Last night we got emo Myspace crying Jack, and tonight we have gleeful bandwagon-jumping Jack. It’s hard to keep up.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

View attachment 377139View attachment 377146

What does that first tweet actually mean? Collecting into, stats, stories, etc on what exactly...? Clapping rates by borough? Stories of great clapping parties? Like what is the end goal here? Bizarre, she’s really not very smart is she

 

[Jumpingbeansterrapin]

“I can’t take tablets when i’m supposed to and I forget who lives in my house and I have long covid and I can’t meet most of my other obligations but i have now taken on a new pet project and i am collecting data for it. Ok babe xox

As if this will happen.

 

[blurstoftimes]

I don’t remember her changing her bio when she got David Walliams trending. Wonder why that is.

'Founder of reading David Walliams' books for children and getting cross about them'

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I hope McJackie doesn't get ideas come the 25th.

 

[Incywincy]

That statement from the Clap For founder is a bit cringey too, isn't it? It screams attention seeker imo

 

[crystaleyesd]

Collating evidence? Of what?

It doesn't matter! Collating! Archiving! Squirrelling! Filling ring binder after ring binder! Sheets upon sheets upon sheets! Anything to put off writing the book I promised by the end of January