Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard

[Ellabella]

Howling at her scrabbling around to quickly lay claim as the founder of a hashtag in her bio.

Also everything I read #thunderclapforcarers I start humming the Thundercats theme tune, so I hope this campaign runs out of steam as fast as everything else she does.

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Ahh congratulations @Ladderedtights, lovely news. Very cute feet too (not you, LT, the baby's. I have no idea what your feet look like).

YAY for babies!

 

[LavaFlake]

She'll struggle to pick eight songs. She could only narrow down her favourite Counting Crows song to the top 29.

I am sure Common People by Pulp would make the top 50 though. To remind her of her urchin childhood, howling on the piano at the groucho and if she'd have called her Dad she could have stopped it all...

 

[Walnutss]

Ok whatever your opinion is on mrs kim Kardashian. The woman has freed 3 people from prison at this point shes put in countless hours to become a lawyer to make this world a better place and seek prison reform. This is her bio, then see jack who started some hashtag on a high for an hour for her own self indulgence

I rest my case

 

[Lanie]

Ok whatever your opinion is on mrs kim Kardashian. The woman has freed 3 people from prison at this point shes put in countless hours to become a lawyer to make this world a better place and seek prison reform. This is her bio, then see jack who started some hashtag on a high for an hour for her own self indulgence View attachment 378004

I rest my case

She cannot so anything without the attention. It's sad. Does Marcus have food saviour all over his. Probably not.

 

[Oofadoofa]

Ok whatever your opinion is on mrs kim Kardashian. The woman has freed 3 people from prison at this point shes put in countless hours to become a lawyer to make this world a better place and seek prison reform. This is her bio, then see jack who started some hashtag on a high for an hour for her own self indulgence View attachment 378004

I rest my case

It’s just ever more evidence of her complete lack of any sort of meaningful skill and reveals her absolute shit show of a career - just desperately trying to find something that will make her stand out but without any of the effort, hard work or dedication that the really successful apply. Just imagine if, say, that man or Nigella had thought of a hashtag, would they then drop everything that they have done up until this point and make that their number one achievement on they’re bio, the one thing they are known for? Not a chance, they’d probably downplay it if anything. It’s because she’s so useless, unknown and desperate for notoriety that she’s has to shout about every tiny achievement as if it’s world changing.,

 

[Pocahontas]

Jack Monroe #129 Jack, could we have a quick chat?

Congratulations to @blurstoftimes for the thread title! 🎉. A whopping 135 reactions last time I checked. You know what this means. You’ve gone viral. Recap of thread #128 No furlough, Jack cry. What a sad little face. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Marcus. Her begging hour drew...

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