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Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard
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I am bleeping DYING that she has changed her bio
you can bet your ass that the highlighter pens are coming out!!It doesn't matter! Collating! Archiving! Squirrelling! Filling ring binder after ring binder! Sheets upon sheets upon sheets! Anything to put off writing the book I promised by the end of January
And the wallpaper! If Jack incites panic buying again she can use it as emergency bog roll.
A data source? What? A data source is a database (its longer than that but for lols let’s keep it brief). Will Jack take any DB or is she being picky? I’ve got one of her tweets if she’d like it?
Why does everything she do always seem to benefit her despite the cosplay of helping others. Is this her way of going after an obe, or another PhD?
Oh Christ, I’ve just noticed the bleeping emojis after her name now.
@RishiSunak
Rish, mate!Honestly imagine having an actual hard earned PHD and seeing this is how Jack conducts her research, asking Twitter if anyone has a database she can connect to
oh god, she's put 
in her handle. she must really mean it! 
in her handle. she must really mean it! 
Apologies if this has been asked before (am 20 pages behind) but is this a hashtag dreamed up by her, or has she pinched it?
Next week it's going to change slightly: #Jackmonroesthunderclapforcarers
Excuse me, she is the FOUNDER. It’s in her Twitter bio. This is serious activism.oh god, she's put
Apologies if this has already been posted - but Caroline Lucas??! (Also I cannot believe she’s changed her handle. Her self involvement is off the scale 
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Alright Captain Jack, calm down. Thunderc*nt should definitely be in the next thread title. Isn’t she annoying, she’s like a dog with a bone. And like a dog with a bone she’ll get bored soon enough like she does with everything else. WRITE YOUR DAMN BOOK JACK!
Jack I’ve got a script I can run in a few seconds that’ll scrape all the tweets under ur hashtag. Each tweet’s full json so you’ll get everything from the user ID to the hex code that person uses on their Twitter background. A beautiful little data source all about you 
obvs
I’ll do it and send you the file if you do a think piece in the Guardian admitting you’re not WC.
obvs I’ll do it and send you the file if you do a think piece in the Guardian admitting you’re not WC.
Oh Jack (I know you read this) the hashtag thing is bleeping EMBARRASSING.
She’s a living breathing adult teenager. What the duck she going to do when SB turns into one as well.
I hope she’s writing everything down in her burn book to show the headmaster to bring the TORIES down.....
She’s a living breathing adult teenager. What the duck she going to do when SB turns into one as well.
I hope she’s writing everything down in her burn book to show the headmaster to bring the TORIES down.....
I did the clap for carers initially because my friend said her paramedic daughter had been really moved by it when returning from a shift. But it just turned into a massive willy waving contest with people moaning about neighbours not participating on local Facebook pages. I was glad when it finished.
From experience emailing our MP (true blue Toryland here) means you get nicely typed copy paste letter toeing the party line but duck all else.
From experience emailing our MP (true blue Toryland here) means you get nicely typed copy paste letter toeing the party line but duck all else.
It’s never wrong....
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