Have we any plans for Jacks birthday? Perhaps a big 24 hour Best of Jack thread, like a mini sloppies would be nice. She hasn't been in my fanny so I SHAN'T be baking her a cake.
all together now... “RISH MAAATE!”Who do I write to about this outrage?!
omg we haven't had a jack birthday yet have we! she's going to be a quivering wreck hiding in her closest all day with the millions of gifts being delivered to her. Still, she might get another Emin?Have we any plans for Jacks birthday? Perhaps a big 24 hour Best of Jack thread, like a mini sloppies would be nice. She hasn't been in my fanny so I SHAN'T be baking her a cake.
I’ve just checked, it’s the 17th of March, making her a.... Pieces!!!Have we any plans for Jacks birthday? Perhaps a big 24 hour Best of Jack thread, like a mini sloppies would be nice. She hasn't been in my fanny so I SHAN'T be baking her a cake.
Ah that explains her weird love of fish.I’ve just checked, it’s the 17th of March, making her a.... Pieces!!!
I read that as ‘cunts from the same cloth’James Rhodes is - and I speak from professional experience - an absolute prize twat and an abysmal pianist.
Another one who got loads of attention for mental health issues which raised his profile as a sub-par musician: can’t be arsed putting in the work to be a virtuoso but wants all the same plaudits as the greats.
He and Jack are cut from the exact same cloth.
that pops into my head just about every time I'm at a checkoutWhy’s she in bloody Tesco
I am trying to catch up after last night's madness but same, babe. Michael Jackson dying on my 50th birthday nearly wrecked my party (it didn't). As per, Jack has no regard for anyone else; her son, family etc etc, it's all one big begging bowl on her favourite bit of the internet. She's a lazy, thick, entitled fucker who has been indulged for far too long.Grunkaing but it strikes me as odd that she is very vague about exactly when SHE LEFT. I got dumped by a fiancé in 2009 and can remember the exact date (the day after Michael Jackson died). Or maybe it’s just me....
I know this will sound like I'm just hating on everything she says, but I got these and they were so disappointing. She really had no tastebuds.
I have to take medication at very exacting times (+/- 15 minutes} 4 times a day and with a certain amount of calories (over 575). I have had this regime for 8 years. Prior to that I have had various regimes over the past 25 years. The worst one was every 4 hours day and night, setting the alarm to wake you up after 4 hours sleep and then trying to go back to sleep was really difficult.[
Set a tablet reminder on one of your multiple phones, dear heart
This is my favourite. Love it.Why’s she in bloody Tesco
So, Jack says 'be kind' errrr, unless you're Jack? Hypocrite
She wants to be famous , a celeb with money. Working a regular job? , Jack thinks she’s special , worthy of fame and glory despite being a shocking cook and a terrible liar.The only reason I can think of for her not seeking regular employment, is that her current 'job' is far too lucrative.
Careful, we'll have Irish Jack out for the weekMarch 17 is St Patrick’s day so myself and many of my kind are BUSY
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