Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard

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She's desperate to go *actually* viral, isn't she? This thunderclap thing is exactly what she was trying to do with the Marcus Rashford copycat last night - a pretty simple thing in which she does minimal work but gets a lot of credit. She got a laughably measly 714 likes for the school resources tweet, so that has now obviously been abandoned. This one is doing a bit better - 4.6k and the potential for more - but it's nowhere near enough to produce an actual twitter shockwave. Unless this tweet starts doing some serious numbers in the next hour or so it'll be a damp squib and she'll never speak of it again :rolleyes:
She'll never compete with Trump and his seismic tantrums. We'll all enjoy seeing her try though 😅
 
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"why don't we tweet..." Etc sounds like she's an Enid Blyton character. What a jape. Fanny.
 
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Do these high end politicans even know who she is, other than random harpy that comes on their pages spouting drivel?!
 
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I begin to believe that the recurring drama is related to lip filler pain. There are time correlations.
It totally does.

I had lip filler for the first time recently and, oh my, my lips were SO swollen and really bruised for a good couple of weeks.

SEVERE ouchy mouthies.
 
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My word. I'm truly honoured.

I couldn't tattle yesterday as I had a full day zoom conference, and look what happens! I've also spent a couple of hours on a grunka catching up

Thank (space) you @Alansbigplate
 
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Her agent message on Twitter is a huge ‘mum barging into a party to pick you up because you haven’t done your homework’ energy.
 
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They are trying to impeach trump, viral does not look likely tonight dear heart.

Thread title. Stop trying to top trump trump.
 
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It totally does.

I had lip filler for the first time recently and, oh my, my lips were SO swollen and really bruised for a good couple of weeks.

SEVERE ouchy mouthies.
Forgive me but I’m now imagining actual Brian Butterfield with big ouchy lips 😂😅
 
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Custard cake has joined leftover chip shop chips in the dustbin of history.

Jack's #ThunderclapForCarers is sure to have a huge impact, eh? I reckon it'll be the new Kony 2012!
 
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Guys I've just gone to pop a couple of these chunky boi sausages on to have for my tea and I think they've printed the cooking time wrong. It says 25 mins but we all know sausages like these take almost an hour in the oven. Who do I write to about this outrage?!
 

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I honestly don't know what she's is trying to do. Why doesn't she get a regular job, less stress, less tit, more time with kid and work towards her forever home that way. Get a smaller house to rent and save save save. SB is 11 this year I think so that means we has seven years to realistically achieve all this before he goes off to uni or college or whatever.
The only reason I can think of for her not seeking regular employment, is that her current 'job' is far too lucrative. 💷💷💷
 
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The impression, yet again, is of an industrious campaigner whereas the reality is a sly piggyback on someone else's idea. Get your finger limber! :)

Is Cailin Moran real or virtual friends with Jack?
 
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