From a distance the clapping looks deranged, but all my friends and family were doing it. Politicians definitely don’t care about letters/ emails from people who wouldn’t vote for them anyway, they are influenced by party donors etc. I have written to MPs etc- they dgaf.
Jack Monroe #128 Just eat the custard
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I know this has been said but I want to repeat it in very simple terms for when she next reads here.
Buying a home does not mean you can stop working. You still have a mortgage. Furthermore, you still need to save in case your boiler
breaks, your roof leaks, a water pipe that is under your garden explodes or any of the other things that are looked after by (good) landlords.
You are also very much tied in to your location so that if you need or want to change job or decide to move across the country to
be with a new partner, you can't just give notice.
Buying a home does not mean you can stop working. You still have a mortgage. Furthermore, you still need to save in case your boiler
breaks, your roof leaks, a water pipe that is under your garden explodes or any of the other things that are looked after by (good) landlords.
You are also very much tied in to your location so that if you need or want to change job or decide to move across the country to
be with a new partner, you can't just give notice.
What the duck is this. She’s a cringe. A cringe knob.
This is a squiggle who Jack frequently engages with and who blindly takes Jack at face value.
Jack rn:
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Good grief. Do we think she has very little respect for Louisa’s job or is it the sheer jealousy of the fact that Louisa actually needs to work / be away from the crappy Bungalow? I feel so sorry for SB. He’s probably quietly doing his homework, knowing he has to tip toe around Jack. And if what Jack tweeted was true, he’ll also be a worried about his sibling? Maybe try hugging your kid Jack instead of crying on Twitter about how life is so hard?
My labour is ramping up and for some reason between the cramping, excitement and nervousness, I’m finding comfort in all of your forensic posts.
I can’t get over the Bebo selfie, does she realise other people can see that!? Her agent? Mom?
My labour is ramping up and for some reason between the cramping, excitement and nervousness, I’m finding comfort in all of your forensic posts.
I can’t get over the Bebo selfie, does she realise other people can see that!? Her agent? Mom?
Am back on furlough so got some time to keep up again and contribute the odd comment, have tried to dip in when I can... I truly can’t believe her bullshit is still being believed by her fans!
Anyway this tweet has irritated me because it’s not her idea! It was floating round twitter yesterday, so why not just post the retweet rather than try and claim the idea. Especially when she fumes if she thinks people have stolen her crappy recipe ideas.
She also missed the idea where medical professionals were suggesting that they don’t want claps but they want people to stay home, wear masks and wash their hands. (Staying at home jack includes you!)
My daughter has been watching the infomercial on this she wants us to get one but wants to check with her chemistry teacher first to see if it will work
Finger on the pulse as always!
nah if the boiler breaks she will just crowdfund it init
Her agent has tweeted her asking her to give her a ring.
These tweets from last night have been deleted (plus all the ones Rish Mate was tagged in).
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At 23k with one child and renting she would be still able to claim universal credit if she had no savings etc. You know if the picture she painted on Twitter was actually real. She'd be entitled to about £800 pm. I mean I know she does all this bollocks about never claiming again because of TRAUMA AND CRYING AND LETTERS, but if it was the choice between that and genuine poverty you'd claim it. Who would just ignore £9600 a year?
Screenshot here for anyone who doesn't have Twitter (I assume I don't need to squiggle her as she's her agent and not a random member of the public, but happy to be corrected if people disagree):
Ah, to take away from the fact I've dug myself into a hole about the lies I've told about Furlough etc, heres a picture of me pretending to cry...
How is it possible that a person is considered too dishonest to run a twitter account but can still be allowed to run a rented bungalow household?
#nomoretinnedpeaches
oh my god. ‘a quick chat’- that’s what you say when someone is gonna get done. I am speaking as someone who has been on both sides of a quick ring.
well, if you actually produced one of those books you might make more money out if it
#justsaying
I love the fact that even her agent knows that the best way to reach Jack is through bleeping Twitter. Phone call? Email? Whatsapp? Nope!
It's up there with 'we need to talk'. Yikes.
Nothing strikes fear into my heart like the request for a "quick chat"...
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