Oooo that’s sounds lush!
Jack Monroe #127 No-spend year
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Awwww, she's chucking her toys out of the pram because no blue tickers gave her head pats for her lockdown larder schtick yesterday. Boo bleeping hoo. How many did she reply to, two was it?
Xanthe Clay didn't even "like" her tweet about the tuna. Boo bleeping hoo.
Sicknote Monroe. She's so predictable it hurts.
Xanthe Clay didn't even "like" her tweet about the tuna. Boo bleeping hoo.
Sicknote Monroe. She's so predictable it hurts.
Has lockdown larder (or whatever it's called) been abandoned already? Is this a new record?
Edit: nevermind, she's up
duck me, I thought that squiggle was talking about Xmas-style mincemeat.
Then again, Jack probably would 
Women's Christmas! The tradition being that on this day, also called Little Christmas, women delegated the cooking/cleaning/other unwaged work to the men and children and would get together to relax. It's also the day for taking down Christmas decorations and I think any greenery taken into the house would also be burnt on this date. There's also various business about well water turning into wine at midnight but only when left totally unobserved - much like I am hoping my various term assignments will somehow write themselves, an approach I seem to have in common with certain food writers.
So, she's gone from 'bung it in a curry' level of laziness to a whole new level of laziness where she just writes 'i agree' under other people's suggestions.
Okey dokey then.
I'm tempted to go on Nigella's Twitter feed and write 'yes absolutely' under every recipe and then claim ownership.
It means Women's Christmas
It's a tradition in Ireland where the women get together and have their own Christmas celebration while the men stay at home and do all the housework
I know I’ve said this a million times before, but Letdown Larder is Jack just saying random meal ideas. No recipes at all, so the Squiggles still have to Google how to make the thing. What’s the point?
JUST PUT THEM ON A PLATE AND bleeping EAT THEM YOU IDIOT
If I see "low and slow" one more time, I'm gonna throw a tin of beans off the balcony. FFS!!
Has she provided the custard cake recipe yet?
Women's Little Christmas.. Day off for the ladies and the men do all the 'work'..
This is the only explanation I've ever been able to come up with. Surely even the most sycophantic and naive squiggles must know, deep down, that she cannot possibly be working even half as much as she claims to be given the amount of time she spends twatting about on Twitter every single day. And that's not even taking into account the many dinosaur naps, time with SB, eating, housework, etc. Unless she classes all that as work too!?
Its the new " bung it in a curry"
What about the bleeping custard cake?
ETA: sorry for repeating @Scarletfever.
How about the onion chopping song?
ETA: sorry for repeating @Scarletfever.
How about the onion chopping song?
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