'just bear with me' 
It's only us who are waiting for something. Who does she think she is?
It's only us who are waiting for something. Who does she think she is? 
Jack Monroe #127 No-spend year
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But can still spend 19 hours a day twatting about on Twitter.
Infuriating.
You're not a key worker. You've got a roof over your head, food in copious fridges and freezers and you've got company. You've flouted the rules, you've put others at risk. You've done nothing but fish for sympathy and beg for money from those less fortunate. I've zero patience for this complete bowl of steaming horseshite (page 35 of Tin Can't Cook).
Babe same
Does a slower pace of life involve.....
1. Throwing a bobble hat at the tv in a fit of anger?
2.
3. Starting (and ending) #lockitoutofyourhouseinsteadofyourlarder number 3
4. Shouting into the void about homeschooling/lockdown/exams being cancelled?
5. Going to Asda for a family meet and greet?
Also, if either one of them wants to get better, they need to STOP. BB should not be cycling 10 miles if she wants to get better. All the current advice points to not pushing yourself physically after having covid if you want to recover.
ETA seems funny this post is up after it has been mentioned numerous times on here that Long Covid seems to have been forgotten about. Given that Prof. Whitty talked about it last night she probably thought it was worth giving it a go again. Grrr.
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"She's still available for commissions" Yea, so long as the price is right.
However, how could she fulfil any commissions when she can't taste anything? She is a cook!
Also it costs quite a lot of money to move. At least a months rents and a months rent deposit, and deposits take ages to get back. It doesn't quite add up to me.
So she has 12 hour sleeps, was tweeting at 10pm last night, but has to be up getting her son ready for 9. The timelines are failing to add up again.
Even if she fell asleep immediately at 10 (doubtful she was looking at paper cuttings of herself) a 12 hour sleep would take us to .........Oh why bother. It is all a load of lies.
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I.e I have no work on the horizon, need commissions
I have no words for this right now. I'll come back to it later but in the meantime I'll be doing this:
'just bear with me'
someone important? lockdown saviour? smol ickle pixie? Any/all of the previous?
Pretty sure your 10 year old could log into his portal by himself and get started for the day if you need to rest 
It's all those dino naps adding up, innit.
She just can’t let anything go, can she? The poor squiggle had the audacity to suggest that one teensy, tiny aspect of her
. The next thing will be a squiggle saying “I know what you mean, I have to get up at nine with mine” and it’ll be “Oh, I’m up well before 9 cos my joints are terrible in this weather and it takes me sooo long to just get around the 
@TurnedUpInTipp what does this say in English, please?
I’d set up a twitter account to ask, for likes and follows but I can’t be arsed.
She does her 12 hours during the day, hence radio silence this morningTweeting at midnight last night.
1am on the 5th.
3am on the 4th.
1am on the 2nd.
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that's a very long-winded way to say, "i can't be bothered to do any more letdown larder. you're on your own, squiggles"
Oh my god, it’s pathetic. Here’s the thing: the good people of tattle have been following her pretty closely now for quite a while and me personally since, what, Edinburg time ish - and I can confidently state without any doubt in my mind, without any question, that she has not worked anything close to a 16 hour day in all that time. Not a bleeping chance. For the whole summer, all of it, she done duck all. I remember coming home from work day after day to read her moaning about how hard her life is from the comfort of her garden. And the big reveal that this is just ever more bollocks, is that because all through the summer when she was doing duck all she was saying exactly the same tit, only with different bleeping made up excuses - ‘mentally exhausted’, ‘stressed’ ‘finding myself again’ etc etc. So, is this 30% of capacity taken from the time in all of the summer when she was sunbathing all day and bleeping around in Twitter, or is it 30% of going for a Sunday stroll and collecting some shopping then talking as though she’d just climbed Everest? Or 30% of not meeting her book deadline?
She’s a total, total charlatan and is shamelessly fishing for sympathy, pity-commissions and yet another book deadline extension - and her weird Twitter following are beyond help if they can’t see it.
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