Is that nail photoshopped???! THAT IS NOT HER NAIL!Jack's forgetting she got engaged in 2019, not 2020.
But let's not forget the greatest engagement story of all time.
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Or a swift kick in the stonesholy shit! they need jesus!
Genius!!Jaysus could you imagine “wedding on a bootstrap”
- outfits “made” on the sewing machine
- knitted corsages
- crockery from the shed with tarnished cutlery
- Brexit tin stash and fishy egg del monte breakfast buffet
- pass ag”know your place” wedding speech
- wedding cake distributed to guests according to “fanny proximity” or lack thereof
Tweets to request your pitch for cheif bridesmaid position.Jaysus could you imagine “wedding on a bootstrap”
- outfits “made” on the sewing machine
- knitted corsages
- crockery from the shed with tarnished cutlery
- Brexit tin stash and fishy egg del monte breakfast buffet
- pass ag”know your place” wedding speech
- wedding cake distributed to guests according to “fanny proximity” or lack thereof
They're behind the scenes.The 'regretfully decline' RSVPs from Marcus, Mom and Matt
Nothing says ‘I love you’ more than an unlimited salad bar at Harvester.And people say romance is dead.
This just ended me.Jaysus could you imagine “wedding on a bootstrap”
- outfits “made” on the sewing machine
- knitted corsages
- crockery from the shed with tarnished cutlery
- Brexit tin stash and fishy egg del monte breakfast buffet
- pass ag”know your place” wedding speech
- wedding cake distributed to guests according to “fanny proximity” or lack thereof
I thought I saw, back in the day, tweets from our heroine talking about offering something like 100ml glasses of fizz instead of 125ml to their guests to get costs down. It stood out as it just seemed mean, rather than canny. (Also completely impractical for the waiting staff...).Jaysus could you imagine “wedding on a bootstrap”
- outfits “made” on the sewing machine
- knitted corsages
- crockery from the shed with tarnished cutlery
- Brexit tin stash and fishy egg del monte breakfast buffet
- pass ag”know your place” wedding speech
- wedding cake distributed to guests according to “fanny proximity” or lack thereof
Babe, same xThis just ended me.
Hands down my favourite comment of the dayIs that nail photoshopped???! THAT IS NOT HER NAIL!
Caroline may have stood in here. We know she has hands.
I thought I saw, back in the day, tweets from our heroine talking about offering something like 100ml glasses of fizz instead of 125ml to their guests to get costs down. It stood out as it just seemed mean, rather than canny. (Also completely impractical for the waiting staff...).
It's so Alan partridge that you would swear it was a spoofJack's forgetting she got engaged in 2019, not 2020.
But let's not forget the greatest engagement story of all time.
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I remember a post about using small glasss for champagne/asking advice about smol glasss to get more servings per bottle. Something really stingy at least*. (That was when I had not yet muted her).Jaysus could you imagine “wedding on a bootstrap”
- outfits “made” on the sewing machine
- knitted corsages
- crockery from the shed with tarnished cutlery
- Brexit tin stash and fishy egg del monte breakfast buffet
- pass ag”know your place” wedding speech
- wedding cake distributed to guests according to “fanny proximity” or lack thereof
Ah, yes, this what what I meant (was reading up and had not seen your post yet)I thought I saw, back in the day, tweets from our heroine talking about offering something like 100ml glasses of fizz instead of 125ml to their guests to get costs down. It stood out as it just seemed mean, rather than canny. (Also completely impractical for the waiting staff...).
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