Thread Title: Don't Mess (or shop) with Long Covid?
Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY
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She liked a tweet which stated that JM had only had symptoms for a short time and not "long covid"
Damn beaten by @waffle maker
O, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive!
Words from your ‘second home’ there, Jack.
that’s Jack Monroe, Britain’s ‘top’ poverty campaigner who may or may not have contracted the worlds first case of Express Long COVID-19 in honour of her new employer.
This is despite her being meticulously careful by leaving the house on multiple occasions including photo shoots/meeting dressed as a young gadabout from Brideshead Revisited or as a tragic soul requiring corrective footwear, chip locator on Boxing Day, meeting undisclosed people at benches, supermarket scavenger exercises and being at deaths door whilst maintaining her vital role of UK’s top Trifle Judge and peddler of utter *utter* horseshite.
Words from your ‘second home’ there, Jack.
that’s Jack Monroe, Britain’s ‘top’ poverty campaigner who may or may not have contracted the worlds first case of Express Long COVID-19 in honour of her new employer.
This is despite her being meticulously careful by leaving the house on multiple occasions including photo shoots/meeting dressed as a young gadabout from Brideshead Revisited or as a tragic soul requiring corrective footwear, chip locator on Boxing Day, meeting undisclosed people at benches, supermarket scavenger exercises and being at deaths door whilst maintaining her vital role of UK’s top Trifle Judge and peddler of utter *utter* horseshite.
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Jack Monroe - Wrong Covid
Jack Monroe - Wrong Covid
I can’t find it, it’s private. ‘elp a fellow Tattler guvnor!
She must think her normal life is very boring if she is making these things up. It's very sad and very pathetic. Love being a sleb doesn't mean you have to have a crazy exotic life. Just wise up think of your kid. He doesn't need any of this.
Does Jack Monroe have the first case of sudden onset long covid? Must be the new variant.
She's tweeting advice on post-viral fatigue. Wow she's really doubling down eh? What a...fun ride her followers are in for in the next few months 
Here you go!
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Ok, who remembers the scene from Blackadder? “Baldrick, have you no idea what ’irony’ is? Baldrick: Yes, it's like ’goldy’ and ’bronzy‘ only it's made out of iron.”
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She was out buying multiple copies of the Express the day before she started isolating!
All sweetness and light with the hearts like she's not a simmering ball of rage inside 
And this squiggle is a knob but it did make me lol...
And this squiggle is a knob but it did make me lol...
The gall!!!!! She was at the shop TWO DAYS before that!!!!!
Nice! (sorry).
So I’m catching up, am I right in thinking that Jack Monroe claims to have Corona Covid 19 long Covid Rona? Her bubble buddy Louisa Compton of channel 4 news also has Covid? Due to them having Covid they cannot remember how long they’ve had it, so Jack Monroe is confused as to what stage of having Covid she’s at?
Glad we have the receipts and timelines here then, no dubiety at all!
Glad we have the receipts and timelines here then, no dubiety at all!
It's a variant that only attacks people who have suffered terrible hardship like being taken to school IN A VAN! Enduring months of poverty with nothing but lightbulbs to sell on the vast underground used lightbulbs market is also thought to be a major risk factor. Unless you're a shin kicking little urchin, you have nothing to worry about. Scientists are still debating what to call it but it goes by the working title of B.S.
I am SURE there was a tweet where she said she started isolating on Monday!!!
Eta it was the thermometer one!!! Oh my Christ I am in a rage and I'm about to start work!!!
Eta it was the thermometer one!!! Oh my Christ I am in a rage and I'm about to start work!!!
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