Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[Starsanddaggers]

Even her long standing no. 1 fan (poor sweet N**s) who she basically rejected once she realised she wasn't very "cool" or "relevant" and generally a little bit of a "simpleton". No longer seems to follow her?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

One of the people who liked this tweet is the commercial editor at the Mail Online.

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I know Mail journos definitely lurk on some threads here as a lot of the stuff talked about in the Secret Celeb Gossip pops up on the Daily Mail sidebar of shame.

I’m positive people, other than us ninnies, are watching and waiting.....

 

[Mr Krabs]

I'm so crap at Internet that when I Google "Louisa Compton head of channel 4 news covid long covid with Jack Monroe, I just get "is Compton still a dangerous city?"

Sometimes when I see her name, I get 'Straight Outta Compton' in my head. Maybe she could do a tribute rap with the members of NWA?

 

[waffle maker]

Me. I so want to interact with squiggles who are querying.

But I SHANT.

I SOOO wanted to comment on the online express article.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Someone's only gone and done it

 

[LyraBalaqua]

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THIS WAS THE 12th YOU NINNY! And now she’s deleted it! Anyone else literally sitting on their hands due to strong crossover temptation?

I’m finding it hard to resist but I’m a good honest Tattler and I won’t cross the floor

 

[Harrybosch]

Me. I so want to interact with squiggles who are querying.

But I SHANT.

Babe, same.

 

[GoLando]

Thread title suggestion: Jack Monroe: Long on Covid, Short on Truth.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Just coming here to say that this wasn’t me. I am on Twitter but I’m not a bushy tailed rodent and I do follow the rules

Someone's only gone and done it


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[BananaSmith]

I’m coming from the past, so I do apologise if this has already been FORENSICALLY examined, but having seen the tweet about isolating prior to 14th Dec I thought I’d scroll back to see if this was the case. No tweets before 14th Dec?? Or is this just my phone doing a chaos?

No, not your phone doing a chaos. Jack's been on a delete spree, think everything up to the 14th Dec is gone!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I know Mail journos definitely lurk on some threads here as a lot of the stuff talked about in the Secret Celeb Gossip pops up on the Daily Mail sidebar of shame.

I’m positive people, other than us ninnies, are watching and waiting.....

If it was anyone other that Jack, I'd be saying she must be mortified at literally everyone knowing that she's lying. But as it's Jack, I'm sure she thinks she can style it out.
The main issue at this stage imo is Louisa and that piece in the Times. I'm sure certain publications would love to scalp the Head of News and Current Affairs at C4.

 

[Emmapism]

Someone's only gone and done it


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[Into_the_tunnel]

I have just LITERALLY fallen off the sofa at this. Mrs Tunnel asked me what I was laughing at (obviously I cannot admit to Tattle/Monroe hilarity) so said a catto video.

The shame.

 

[Oofadoofa]

So to “summarise”, it appears that Jack ‘rona Monroe has been faking having coronavirus by repurposing the real COVID symptoms her bubble/housemate, Louisa Compton (Head of Channel 4 news) described yesterday in a Sunday Times article misleadingly subbed as new mutant variant coronavirus, over a period of 10 days, and calling it long COVID, which it could never be even if she was telling the truth, because of the timescales involved in this latest catastrophic lie — and neither Louisa Compton nor Jack Monroe come out of this looking good, coronavirus or not.

And therefore in order to try and salvage some kind of reputation as anything other than a liar and a faker and a grifter and a thief of winter fuel benefits, Jack rona Monroe has now deleted all of her Twitter history for the third time this year, including previously pinned tweets re Marcus Rashford who has never lied about the poverty of his upbringing and his continuing desire to help others, unlike Jack rona Monroe; and an unlikely but well paid partnership with Del Monte who sell overpriced tinned fruit and have an unsatisfactory past I can’t remember ... apartheid ... workers’ rights I think? And of course a new column in the right wing Daily Express, Carole Malone is away - hopefully not rona-related. These are well paid but yet... rattle of tip jar, non fulfilment of Patreon commitments continues.

These tweet deletes, for which she was admonished by the judge in the libel case against right wing columnist Katie Hopkins, are very damaging to the integrity of absolutely anything she says. Who knows whether to believe she has Corona virus but still knowingly went shopping in a Tier 4 area; or is lying about having had coronavirus so it’s ok to go to the chippy and the newsagent to buy copies of her right wing newspaper column? And what about Channel 4 Head of News Louisa Compton who has had a positive test for coronavirus, and who may or may not live with Jack Monroe or may have continued travelling around a Tier 4 area spreading the COVID. And all this with a small boy in the house and seven slow cookers slow cooking kippers for Christmas dinner as they are delicious although ... although suddenly she is now saying that she lost sense of smell and taste weeks ago although no matter what she cannot have long COVID?

gosh. It just doesn’t add up, whichever way you look at it...

Please, please, please will someone just copy and paste this whole comment in the direction of The Mail, The Guardian, The Express, The BBC, C4 and Del Monte and hopefully she may finally be held to account for the absolute shite that she comes out with about the tit show of a life that she has.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

She’ll either ignore it or give some over dramatic reply that doesn’t address the question (my newsagent is DEAD)

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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Ok, who remembers the scene from Blackadder? “Baldrick, have you no idea what ’irony’ is? Baldrick: Yes, it's like ’goldy’ and ’bronzy‘ only it's made out of iron.”

So she is confirming that she definitely went shopping whilst she was supposed to be isolating, then?



Who would have thought it - Jack Monroe broke lockdown and self isolation rules by going shopping with Covid symptoms.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Lime Goss needs an update with the JM receipts.

I was thinking the same. Sorry @LimeGoss writers

 

[Veronicaaa]

So she is confirming that she definitely went shopping whilst she was supposed to be isolating, then?



Who would have thought it - Jack Monroe broke lockdown and self isolation rules by going shopping with Covid symptoms.

Even if she herself didn't have symptoms at this time, Louisa has put it on record that her day 1 was the 10th of December - so if she's sharing a house with Jack, Jack should have been also isolating on the 12th.

 

[Scotty1976]

She's tweeting advice on post-viral fatigue. Wow she's really doubling down eh? What a...fun ride her followers are in for in the next few months

Hopefully people will still get their postcards because the postbox is very close by (nearer than the chippie )

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I was thinking the same. Sorry @LimeGoss writers

The most important update in the history of Lime Goss updates , won’t somebody think of the genuine Long Coviders