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Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY
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I also think she’s furious that Louisa’s in the Times and GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION - as a true narcissist, Jack will absolutely HATE this. She’s flailing around a bit in an attempt to get the spotlight back on her where it belongs, and as a result she’s losing control of her Covid narrative by over-egging it and being inconsistent.
Oh dear, Jack, you really don't want to go here. three weeks ago you were scampering about in 50p jackets and having photoshoots in other peoples' houses.
Abduction is a new one. More generally, though, it fits her MO about lying about horrendous things that are so serious, nobody feels comfortable calling her out.
If this had really happened, she would have mentioned it (many, many times) before - especially as she is now a mother. This is the type of experience that would have deep scars.
(Also, selective mutism? We should be so lucky...)
If this had really happened, she would have mentioned it (many, many times) before - especially as she is now a mother. This is the type of experience that would have deep scars.
(Also, selective mutism? We should be so lucky...)
How can she be so cruel? Someone who's struggling has the courage to say so and ask for a chat and she just brushes them off making it clear she is not prepared to chat? Not even directing them to other resources, e.g. Samaritans, in case this person truly is at the limit of their ability to cope. I actually can't find the words for how sickening this is.
the selective mutism sounds like another plot from a corny lifetime movie
Did Jack ever bother to get an actual test? I’m assuming no as it’s all made up. The whole reason behind her post was to cover her tracks for going out for fish and chips yesterday. She’s a painfully, obvious liar, why don’t more of her followers see this? I honestly don’t think she’ll ever get tv work ever again! As for the abduction story, where on earth has that been plucked from and why is she such a narcissist?
Thanks Mother for my tampon holder for Christmas. She weirdly suggested it was a cookie jar, like some sort of MAVERICK! I can’t even escape Jackie on the year’s best day 
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I'm presuming it was an Alien Abduction.
We ARE all presuming that aren't we?
Has she never heard of trigger warnings? Well done you’ve traumatised some vulnerable people with your “look at me” behaviour AGAIN
Loves the sympathy online, having pictures of doggos (
) sent to her but lend a sympathetic ear in return? ; not a cat in hell’s chance and that’s the person she is .You might be onto something there. It would explain her dead soulless eyes and her inability to act like a human being
That’s not abduction that’s them dropping her back
off. For us to deal with.
I suppose we have to hand it to her, nobody had childhood abduction on their Monroe Story Bingo card.
So now she’s co-opting other people’s experiences re loss of taste. BUT!! only a couple of days ago was going on about her “delicious, delicious” kippers and amazing Xmas dinner.
There are not enough eye-rolling emojis in the world for this.
Would this have been before or after the parents started fostering?
Three weeks ago! Big shoes photo shoot!
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