Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

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Confession time: I got #gifted an actual sentient mirror similar to Jack’s for Christmas but I’m not sure if I like it.
I redecorated my bedroom this year and made a nice dressing table/makeup area as I am very into the cosmetic illusions. My husband googled “gifts for people what like makeup” and the mirror was suggested, but it literally magnifies every pore to the millionth degree and I’m not sure if I’m comfortable with that invasive view. I daren’t connect it to the wifi what if it starts telling me I have a double chin.
 
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Set it to Jack Monroe mode and you’ll never recognise yourself again.
 
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Gonna get me a big plate full of taytos and make a Jack Monroe inspired crisp sandwich.
Are taytos welsh or irish? i always get it the wrong way round. Apologies to any irish or welsh fraus.

ETA - I’ve just remembered the stiff, stale cardboard monstrosity that was SB’s sandwich.
 
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I’ve got a super strengthmirror and you can just “fall” into it, every pore, hair, blemish. I have to turn it round so that I can see what I look like not in HD. And yours is sentient as well...Have you considered only existing on social media and FaceTuning yourself into a little urchin pixie?
 
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The Tayto is Irish, introduces to Liverpool via Dublin, and more recently by Home Bargains. Cheese and Onion flavour as recommended by Jonny Bongo.
 
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Wonder if I can get some nice pink softy soft soft curtains for my bedroom...
 
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Jack should develop her own 'manic pixie dream boy' facetuning app! If long covid has ruined her taste buds and all
 
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He seems like a genuinely sweet soul, really trying to help others. Unfortunately, he does seem to have been sucked in somewhat by Jack, as they interact quite a lot. Of course she's always completed everything he suggests though
 
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The Tayto is Irish, introduces to Liverpool via Dublin, and more recently by Home Bargains. Cheese and Onion flavour as recommended by Jonny Bongo.
Aha! I have never indulged. I imagine some variety of ‘Crisp sandwiches, amirite?’ will be the distraction tactic tomorrow.
 
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He seems like a genuinely sweet soul, really trying to help others. Unfortunately, he does seem to have been sucked in somewhat by Jack, as they interact quite a lot. Of course she's always completed everything he suggests though
Didn't they wear the same outfit to some awards in some 'hilarious' stunt (all Jack's idea I imagine)
 
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