Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

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WHY can I not stop laughing hysterically at an attempted child abduction??? Jack has broken my brain today, truly.
The thing is if anyone did successfully lure Jack with doggos, cattos and floofs, they'd soon return her because of what an arse she is. Either she would kill them by slop, bore them to death about tanks or nostalgia grub or make them retreat to the sewers with all her 'woe is me' shite.
 
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Her xmas dinner. Her bestie Marcus. The light coming back into her eyes in Dr Rupy’s kitchen. Gone. What a way to live.
 
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Don’t believe any of it, it’s all bullshit and she’s disgusting to be vying for attention in this way. The absolute cringe if claiming long covid after what, 12 days - shameless. What a sad, pathetic excuse of a person she is.
Who remembers that time this morning when Louisa was famous?
fucking brilliant comment
 
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Oh Nic, “make the trifle however you like” why not just say you hate the queen and put yourself in the bin
 
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The food writer who blocked Jack wrote this tweet earlier. Ruby Tandoh has faved it.

 
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I'm so excited for the full moon!!! If this is now, things are going to go chaos krayzee in a couple of days.

May I tentatively predict that Jack will announce that she is Lord Lucan?
 
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so she’s just caught up on Tattle then and is frantically deleting everything that has been pointed out? Bless.

I'm so excited for the full moon!!! If this is now, things are going to go chaos krayzee in a couple of days.

May I tentatively predict that Jack will announce that she is Lord Lucan?
She’ll be the lost Romanov granddaughter, which explains her new found love for royalty.
 
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Jack tweeted to that LK guy something like "people get conspiratorial about the smallest of things"

Yeh, like pretending to have Long fucking Covid after ten days, not isolating properly and yomping around Southend potentially spreading it as you go. Jeez, people are so uptight!
 
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I reckon her plan was to wait a bit before she claimed long covid but Louisa getting all this attention made it literally impossible for her to wait a single second longer.
 
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It's stopped at this level. Wow.View attachment 361658
Remarkable stamina to get all those tweets deleted whilst SEVERELY ill.

Also really needing the eyeroll react Tattle; I asked for it for Christmas but guessing I didn’t meet the minimum standards required for such gifts. Loved my crayons and paper though, I whooped with delight!
 
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